这是第一次有灭虫专家说他会为我们祈祷。 Well, that's the first time an exterminator said he's gonna pray for us.
没关系,对吧?这不是一个坏迹象。 That's okay, right? That's not a bad sign.
不。到了以后,基因干嘛? No. Whatcha doin', Gene?
我正在用勺子，餐巾架，梦想和魔法做一件乐器。 I'm making an instrument out of spoons, and a napkin holder, and dreams, and magic.
显然,蒂娜。 Obviously, Tina.
鲍勃，汉堡怎么样? How's the burger, Bob?
没关系。我在上面放了一个鸡蛋。 It's okay. I put an egg on it.
为什么爸爸要在早上八点做汉堡? Why is Dad making a burger at 8:00 a.m.?
他用的是英国时间吗? Is he on British time?
他要去银行找道林先生。 He's making it to bring to Mr. Dowling at the bank.
我们今天早上要开个会我们要申请延期还款。 We have a meeting this morning and we're gonna ask for an extension on our loan payment.
哦,有趣。 Oh, fun.
我们真的，真的需要这个延期。 And we really, really need to get that extension.
所有的餐厅设备都被贷款包起来了。 All the restaurant equipment is wrapped up in that loan.
所以你要给他一个汉堡? So, you're giving him a burger?
我是说，我们不能给他钱，蒂娜。 Well, I mean, we can't give him money, Tina.
因为我们没有?差不多。 'Cause we don't have any? Pretty much.
你给他放点这个怎么样? How about you play him some of this?
什么，吓吓他吗? What, to scare him?
不。附魔。 No. To enchant him.
鲍勃，你知道我很喜欢这个"给他带个汉堡"的主意，但现在做这个是不是有点早? Bob, you know I love this "bring him a burger" idea, but isn't it a little early to be making it?
我是说，我们的约会还有一段时间呢。 I mean, our appointment isn't for a while.
这是一个练习汉堡。 This is a practice burger.
你为什么这么小声? Why are you whispering?
我不想让它听到，感觉很糟糕。 I don't want it to hear and feel bad.
好吧。 Okay.
等等，我是什么? Wait, I'm a what?
——什么都没有。——什么?你太棒了。 - Nothing. - What? You're great.
嗯，感觉不错。 Mmm, that feels nice.
我知道。我知道。 I know. I know.
别把我的芝麻擦掉了。 Don't rub my sesame seeds off.
我不会的。别担心。 I won't. Don't worry.
他们是一对可爱的情侣。我给他们一年的时间。 They're a cute couple. Eh, I give 'em a year.
我要再做一个练习汉堡。 I'm gonna make another practice burger.
我尽量不去想太多今天的赌注有多大。 And I'm gonna try not to think too much about how much is riding on today.
也许我该在上面放两个鸡蛋。 Maybe I should put two eggs on it.
嘿!这就是你今天的汉堡! Hey! This could be your burger of the day!
你可以叫它"保持阳光的一面"和"消极的一面"保持积极，鲍比，"一切都会好起来的" You can call it your, "Keep Your Sunny Side Up "and Your Cloudy Side Down, "Stay Positive, Bobby, "Things Are Gonna Be Okay Burger."
——对吗?-有点长。 - Right? - It's a little long.
“油腻先生”怎么样? How about "Mr. Greasy"?
好了，我们该走了。 Well, better get going.
再上一周学，我就变成夏天蒂娜了。 Only one more week of school and then I'm Summer Tina.
夏天蒂娜有大事要发生了。 And big things are comin' for Summer Tina.
像你有时会得的那种痱子? Big things like that heat rash you get sometimes?
更大。 Bigger.
萨默·露易丝可能也在做一些大动作。 Summer Louise might be making some moves that are pretty big, too.
也许吧。我不知道。 Maybe. I don't know.
别担心，好吗? Don't worry about it, all right?
很好。对不起。 Fine. Sorry.
萨默·吉恩会24小时不穿上衣，经常这样。 Summer Gene's gonna be topless 24/7 and doin' a lot of this.
哦,太棒了。再见,我的孩子。 Oh, great. Bye, my babies.
小心混乱的人行道! Watch out for the messed up sidewalk!
谢谢你！ Thank you!
♬每天我们下楼♬打开门♬把标志打开♬打开♬又是一天我让自己拉肚子♬远离担心和压力 ♪♪ Every day we come downstairs ♪♪ Unlock the door ♪♪ And turn the sign to open ♪♪ Open ♪♪ Is another day I give myself a little diarrhea ♪♪ From the worry and the stressin'
♬♬还有希望 ♪♪ And the hopin'
♬我不会去想♬但你不应该去想现在那些恐惧♬银行的道林先生会说"哦，哇" ♪♪ But I won't think about ♪♪ But you shouldn't think about ♪♪ Those fears now ♪♪ Mr. Dowling at the bank is gonna say, "Oh, wow"
♬当他尝过我们的汉堡，尝过我们的薯条他可能会和我们击掌♬延长我们的贷款，扔我们一块骨头告诉我们，我们是♬在区域里是的! ♪♪ When he tastes our burgers, tastes our fries ♪♪ He'll probably give us a high-five ♪♪ Extend our loan, throw us a bone ♪♪ And tell us we are ♪♪ In the zone Yeah!
♬让我们走快乐的路嗯哼。 ♪♪ Send us on our merry way Mm-hmm.
♬嘿，祝你们过得愉快♬我们会回到这里，我们会疯狂♬我们会拥抱，亲吻♬然后去工作哦，博比，我喜欢我听到的东西 ♪♪ Hey, have yourselves a pleasant day ♪♪ We'll come back here, we'll go berserk ♪♪ We'll hug and kiss ♪♪ And get to work ♪♪ Oh, Bobby, I like what I'm hearin'
♬♬拉肚子没问题，但没必要害怕 ♪♪ Diarrhea's fine, but no sense fearin'
我的意思。哦! I mean. Uh!
♬当你有那种不停步的精神♬将会有阳光的一面♬我们生活的夏天噢噢噢噢每次我看到他♬哦，我的心，它疯狂地跳起了舞 ♪♪ When you have that just un-stop-timistic spirit ♪♪ It's gonna be the sunny side up ♪♪ Summer of our lives ♪♪ Ooh ♪♪ Every time I see him ♪♪ Oh, my heart, it does a crazy little dance
就像，呃，呃，呃。 Something like, eh, eh, eh.
看起来不错。 Looks good.
♬我想让他吻我♬然后走开让我看看♬他的裤子后面在抖什么♬♬ ♪♪ And I want for him to kiss me ♪♪ And then walk away so I can see ♪♪ What's shakin' in the backside of his pants ♪♪
粪便? Poop?
♬我觉得这是真的，我的感觉♬如果他也能感觉到那就太理想了所以我想让这一切合法化♬我要给它戴上戒指哦。 ♪♪ I think that this is real, what I feel ♪♪ And if he could feel it too Well then that would be ideal ♪♪ So I wanna make this thing legit ♪♪ I'm gonna put a ring on it Ooh.
♬但没有戒指，因为那太疯狂了♬我是说，我们才八年级♬我会做八年级学生做的事♬当你喜欢喜欢我，我喜欢喜欢你的时候 ♪♪ But not a ring 'cause that's cray-cray ♪♪ I mean, we're only in eighth grade ♪♪ I'll do the thing eighth graders do ♪♪ When you like-like me and I like-like you
♬放点特别的东西在链子上♬把它给他并解释♬我想让你做我的夏日男友♬你会答应然后把它封起来♬摇你的屁股 ♪♪ Put something special on a chain ♪♪ And give it to him and explain ♪♪ I'd like for you to be my summer boyfriend ♪♪ You'll say yes and then to seal it ♪♪ Shake your rear end
♬它会是光明的一面♬我生命的夏天♬每一天我都想唱歌♬我想玩♬玩这个纸巾，我做到了 ♪♪ And it's gonna be the sunny side up ♪♪ Summer of my life ♪♪ Each and every day I want to sing ♪♪ I want to play ♪♪ Play this napkiny thing, I made it
♬它将彻底改变美国的流行音乐♬每一天♬我只是觉得我很伟大♬是的，没错没有什么大不了的♬我没有隐藏我的感觉 ♪♪ And it's gonna revolutionize American pop music ♪♪ Each and every day ♪♪ I just think I'm pretty great ♪♪ Yep, that's right No big deal ♪♪ I'm not hiding what I feel
♬有些事在我心里♬如果他们把我关在后面♬让我觉得自己很渺小♬虽然他们让我变高了♬希望他们没听到我说他们 ♪♪ About some things On my mind ♪♪ And if they're holding me behind ♪♪ Keeping me feeling small ♪♪ Though they actually make me tall ♪♪ Hope they don't hear me talkin' about them
♬没有他们我不知道我是什么♬但这个夏天我可能会看到♬但这个夏天我们可能会看到♬我原来是什么样的♬我们原来是什么样的 ♪♪ Don't know what I am without them ♪♪ But this summer I might see ♪♪ But this summer we might see ♪♪ Just who I turn out to be ♪♪ Just what we turned out to be
♬这将是光明的一面♬我们生命的夏天♬我猜我们会去的这感觉有点可怕，我承认♬这将会很棒，这将会成功♬我们会拥抱，亲吻，疯狂 ♪♪ And it's gonna be the sunny side up ♪♪ Summer of our lives ♪♪ Guess we're gonna go for it Feels kinda scary, I'll admit ♪♪ It will be great, it's gonna work ♪♪ We'll hug and kiss and go berserk
♬我要碰碰运气，不要怀疑♬如果他只是回答是，我们做得很好 ♪♪ I'll take a chance, don't second guess ♪♪ We're doing great if he just answers yes ♪♪
——没有。——嗯? - No. - Huh?
——我很抱歉。延期拒绝。——什么? - I'm sorry. Extension denied. - Huh?
你有七天时间付款否则我们会收回你的餐厅设备。 You have seven days to make your payment or we'll repossess your restaurant equipment.
七天? Seven days?
拥有我们的设备吗?比如,困扰吗? Possess our equipment? Like, haunt it?
我给你带了个汉堡。 I brought you a burger.
哦,不,谢谢。 Oh, no thanks.
我正试着少吃肉。哦,我的上帝。 I'm trying to eat less meat. Oh, my God.
我要关闭文件了。 I'm going to close out the file.
你们的表情让我很难过，你能走了吗? And, uh, your faces are making me sad, so if you could go?
哦,我的脸吗? Oh, my face?
你能把…嗯? And can you take the, um... hmm?
里面有薯条。你要薯条吗? There's fries in there. You want the fries?
一直打字到你离开。一直打字到你离开。 Typing till you're gone. Typing till you're gone.
这就是我们一直在寻找的突破。 And that is the breakthrough we've been looking for.
不知怎么弄得我牙齿疼。还“我们”是谁? It hurts my teeth somehow. Also who's "we"?
乐队!我们不被赏识但极具影响力的乐队，Itty Bitty Ditty Committee? The band! Our underappreciated but highly influential band, the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee?
我们和我的姐妹们在一起 That we're in with my sisters.
录音机坏小子，彼得·佩斯卡德罗。 And recorder bad boy, Peter Pescadero.
哦,对了。我们在一个乐队里。我们用了这个名字? Oh, right. We were in a band. And we went with that name?
是的!我们就等着发现我们的声音，我相信你也同意我已经找到了。 Yes! And we were just waiting to discover our sound, and I'm sure you agree that I've found it.
我要抓住你了!我要抓住你了!来吧。 I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna get ya! Come on.
齐克。噢。 Zeke. Ow.
太困难了!啊!对不起!对不起!对不起! Too hard! Aah! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
我要这么做。我要走过去，我要动手了。 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna walk right over there and I'm gonna do it.
我不会这么做的。 I'm not gonna do it.
我要去做。在这里,我走了。 I am gonna do it. Here I go.
不。回到这里。不能这么做。 Nope. Going back over here. Can't do it.
是的,我能。是的,我能。齐克。噢!齐克。噢! Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Zeke. Ow! Zeke. Ow!
噢,齐克。我的阴茎区域! Ow, Zeke. My penis area!
不。现在不是时候。站下,士兵。 Nope. Not the right time. Stand down, soldier.
准备好了吗?走吧! Ready? Go!
露易丝!快来给我送个死人。 Louise! Come do a dead man's drop.
哦，那个在那边，我在这边。 Ooh, that's over there and I'm over here.
但是谢谢你。她害怕。 But thank you. She's scared.
不。我不是。 No. I'm not.
我是说，我害怕我的安逸。在这里。 I mean, I'm scared of how comfortable I am. Over here.
她担心她的帽子会掉下来。 She's afraid her hat will fall off.
你怕我的帽子掉下来。 You're afraid my hat will fall off.
所以问题! So gotcha!
好一个。我的意思是,有点。 Good one. I mean, kinda.
我不知道她为什么还戴着那玩意儿。 I don't know why she still wears that thing.
好像她才五岁。 It's like she's five.
哦,男孩。 Oh, boy.
婴儿。 Baby.
你想说什么?你刚刚说了脏话吗? What'd you say? Did you just use the B-word?
我很确定她说的是"女士" Uh, I'm pretty sure she said, "lady."
我听到“狂犬病”。 I heard "rabies."
我要让你看看狂犬病。 I'll show you rabies.
放松。 Easy. Easy.
这是怎么回事?一个小冲突? What's going on over here? A little conflict?
愚蠢的银行。阳光灿烂的一面。 Stupid bank. Sunny side up.
更像是糟糕的一面朝上。 More like crappy side up.
没事的，鲍勃。鲍勃吗? It's gonna be okay, Bob. Bob?
你觉得他还记得我点的汉堡吗? Do you think he remembers I ordered a burger?
嗯…是的。 Um... Yeah.
你的人行道越来越差了。 Your sidewalk's getting worse.
啊哈。我看到有人绊倒了。 Uh-huh. I saw someone trip.
你们要怎么庆祝拿到延期贷款了? Hey, how are you guys gonna celebrate getting that loan extension?
我应该做些t恤吗?我穿上一件。 Should I get some T-shirts made? I'd wear one.
我们没有得到延期，泰迪。 We didn't get the extension, Teddy.
什么?但是你做了一个汉堡! What? But you made a burger!
他吃肉少了，泰迪!好吧!呀。 He's eating less meat, Teddy! Okay! Jeez.
他吃肉少了。 He's eating less meat.
鲍勃,冷静下来。 Bob, calm down.
七天。我们可以做到。 Seven days. We can do this.
我们要做的就是在七天内卖出足够的汉堡来付银行的钱，这…很多。 All we have to do is sell enough burgers in seven days to pay the bank, which is... A lot.
那也没那么多，对吧?我们可以做到。 Eh, well, that's not that much, right? We can do it.
因为八周年纪念日，神奇码头的生意会越来越多! Hey, there's gonna be more business down at the Wonder Wharf 'cause of the Octa-wharfiversary!
对了，八周年纪念。 Oh, yeah, the Octa-wharfiversary.
更多的人流量。 More foot traffic.
嗯,是的。这是真的。 Uh, yeah. That's true.
脚有嘴巴。 And feet have mouths.
我们可以放进汉堡的嘴。鲍勃? Mouths that we could put burgers in. Right, Bob?
是的。脚口。 Yeah. Feet have mouths.
脚口。 Feet mouths.
他就在这里。看到了吗? There he is. See?
有点希望的感觉不是很好吗? Doesn't it feel good to be a little hopeful?
而不是害怕和大喊大叫。 Instead of being scary and shouty.
让人们在询问他们点的菜时感到紧张。 And making people feel nervous to ask about their order.
是的，有一点。 Yeah, it does a little bit.
♬这将是光明的一面加油! ♪♪ It's gonna be the sunny side up Come on!
♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♪♪ ♪♪ Summer of our lives ♪♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la... ♪♪
嗯?哦!哦!哦! Huh? Oh! Oh! Oh!
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
没那么糟。 It's not so bad.
尤其是在巨大的天坑里。 Especially if you're into huge sinkholes.
我是说，你连门都进不去。 I mean, you can't get in the door.
顾客通常需要这些才能进入餐厅。 Customers need that, usually, to be able to get into the restaurant.
嘿，道林先生。 Oh, hey, Mr. Dowling.
完全不用担心这个。我们做的很好! Don't worry about this at all. We're doing great!
七天! Seven days!
他在摇头，但那可能只是因为他脸上有一只虫子。 He's shaking his head, but that's probably just 'cause he's got a bug on his face.
当心! Look out!
房东穿过! Landlord coming through!
富有的房东来了。 Wealthy landlord coming through.
那是个大洞，鲍勃。 That's a big hole, Bob.
你会做什么呢?什么? What'd you do? What?
我同意。这绝不是旧的和漏水的流出管道造成的，房东几年前就应该更换。 I agree. This is in no way caused by old and leaky outflow pipes that the landlord of this property should have replaced years ago.
好,先生。 Good point, sir.
这是重要的吗? Is this important?
因为，卡尔文，我们当时正忙着为神奇码头卖票和飙车呢。 Because, Calvin, we were right in the middle of flyering for Wonder Wharf and champumping.
费舍奥德先生，你觉得这个需要多久才能补上? How long do you think this'll take to fill in, Mr. Fischoeder?
让我看看，现在是哪一年? Well, let's see, what year is it now?
哦,我的上帝。他是在开玩笑。 Oh, my God. He's kidding.
你在开玩笑,对吧?是的。是的。 You're kidding, right? Yes. Let's say yes.
我让你来负责这件事，费里斯。 I'm putting you in charge of this, Felix.
你是我那个没人相信的没用的弟弟，但也许填补空虚是你的专长。 You're my ne'er-do-well brother who no one believes in, but maybe filling holes is your thing.
你只需要一个闪耀的机会。 And you just need a chance to shine.
格罗弗，我把这事交给你了，因为你是我们的人。 Grover, I'm delegating this to you, since you're our something.
律师。和表弟。正确的。啊。 Lawyer. And cousin. Right. Ugh.
不管怎样，政府会处理的。 Anyway, the city will take care of this.
可能做soon-ish ?或更早! Probably done soon-ish? Or sooner!
看,鲍勃?我们的洞被填满了。 See, Bob? Our hole's getting filled.
如果我有五分钱…基因。 If I had a nickel... Gene.
我们要不要喝个痛快离开这里? Shall we champump our way out of here?
发完这些传单了吗? Finish passing out these flyers?
我累坏了。 I'm exhausted.
“80年的廉价刺激，几乎没有斩首。” "Eighty years of cheap thrills and almost no decapitations."
哇，这么少啊。 Wow, that's such a low amount.
我知道。你能相信吗? I know. Can you believe it?
她活了80年，没有被起诉消失，也没有坠入大海。 She's lasted 80 years without getting sued out of existence or collapsing into the sea.
我们就是这么说爸爸的。 That's what we say about Dad.
刘易斯我爸爸把这些都留给了我，码头，这些建筑。 Louise. My dad left all this to me, the pier, all these buildings.
我还是不知道这是不是个玩笑。 I still can't tell if it was a joke.
应该是我。 Should've been me.
哦，好吧，那会很有趣的。 Oh, well, that would've been funny.
哈,真的。 Ha, true.
这上面说你们会在"刚装修一半的乐队"有现场音乐表演 This says you're gonna have live music at the "newly half renovated bandshell."
是的。我们有手风琴乐队，手风琴人。每个人都喜欢他们。 Yes. We've got that accordion group, Accordinary People. Everybody loves them.
我们有强尼爵士汉兹。 We've got Johnny Jazz Hands.
他用手做了一些我不想破坏的事情。谢谢你！ He does something with his hands that I don't want to spoil. Thank you.
还有我们的乐队，Itty Bitty Ditty Committee! And our band, the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee!
哈!哦。你是认真的。我要离你远点。 Ha! Oh. You're serious. I'm gonna step away from you.
好吧,伙计们。我们离开这里吧。 All right, fellas. Let's not be here anymore.
再见,汉堡的人。等交了房租再见。 Bye, burger people. See you when the rent's due.
把它放到我嘴里。 Put it in my mouth.
房租。哦,房租。 Rent. Oh, rent.
Fischoeder先生。我们需要你的帮助! Mr. Fischoeder. We need your help!
不,是的,是的。哦,我的。 No, yeah, yeah. Oh, my.
银行对我们的商业贷款有点不放心。 The bank's being kinda cranky about our business loan.
那我们能不能少付你一点房租? So, can we not pay you rent for a little bit?
这样我们就能付银行钱了? So we can pay the bank?
你不想付我房租吗? You want to not pay me rent?
我明白你这个可笑的问题了吗? Am I understanding your ridiculous question?
就这个月。 Just for this month.
我同意菲利克斯的观点。 I agree with Felix.
我是个三心二意的人，我是说，喝醉了。 Well, I am of two minds, and by that, I mean, drunk.
-所以我想说也许吧。——嗯。 - So, I'm going to say maybe. - Hmm.
哦,嘘。开车吧! Oh, hush. Drive on!
♬我们在人行道上开车 ♪♪ We're drivin g on the sidewalk ♪♪
哈!为什么“哈”? Ha! Why "Ha"?
因为我们不用付房租。 'Cause we don't have to pay rent.
这对我们的银行业务有帮助。 That'll help us with the bank.
他说,“也许吧。” He said, "maybe."
是啊，但他说的时候眨眼了。 Yeah, but he winked when he said it.
他只有一只眼睛。 He's only got one eye.
你怎么知道那不是眨眼? How do you know it wasn't a blink?
我可以告诉。 I can tell.
嗨，小吉米。嗨，蒂娜。 Hi, Jimmy Jr. Hi, Tina.
这是很酷。它是如此之深。 This is cool. It's so deep.
就好像地球随时都可能把我们吞没。 It's like at any moment the Earth can just swallow us up.
是的…因为它太爱我们了。 Yeah... 'Cause it loves us so much.
贝尔彻先生，你有备用餐厅吗，万一这个被地球抢走了? Mr. Belcher, do you have a backup restaurant, in case the Earth gets this one?
——嗯,没有。——哦。 - Um, no. - Oh.
露易丝，离开那个洞。 Louise, get away from the hole.
离开那个洞。拜托! Get away from the hole. Please!
好吧，我上楼去洗手间，他们说他们在修水管的时候我们不能冲水，所以，最后一个人，希望你打好预防针了， All right, I'm going upstairs to go to the bathroom, and they said we won't be able to flush while they're fixing the water pipe, so, last one to go, I hope you had your shots,
因为里面的气氛会很紧张 'cause it's gonna get intense in there.
我想先说。或者至少不会持续太久。 I wanna go first. Or at least not last.
我想最后一个。我想成为锦上添花! I wanna go last. I wanna be the cherry on top!
别盯着那个洞了，洞和奥茨。来床上! Stop staring at that hole, Hole and Oates. Come to bed!
今天没人来。我知道。 No one came in today. I know.
现在我们有六天的时间还银行钱。是的。 And now we have six days to pay the bank. Yep.
费舍奥德先生也没回我们电话谈房租的事。 And Mr. Fischoeder didn't call us back about the rent.
我们还不知道那是什么样的“可能”。 We still don't know what kind of "maybe" that was.
百分之九十的“可能”是肯定的。 Ninety percent of "maybes" are yeses.
肯定不是真的。 Definitely not true.
我们说过很多次"可能"去参加泰迪的读书俱乐部。 We've said "maybe" to being in Teddy's book club so many times.
他们修好了水管，很好，对吧? Well, they fixed the pipe, that's good, right?
它是一种蓝色的塑料。 And it's a pretty blue plastic.
所以现代。我们现在臀部。嗯。 So modern. We're hip now. Hmm.
嘿，莫皮先生，你跟我说你妈妈以前说过什么来着? Hey, Mr. Mopey, what was that thing you told me your mother used to say?
我不知道。“这里有东西很臭”? I don't know. "Something stinks in here"?
不。就好像"希望和勇气"能让你远离那些你知道的事 No. It was like, "Hope and grit "keeps you out of the you-know-what."
哦,是的。她是这么说的。 Oh, yeah. She did say that.
我想她觉得这很刺激。 I think she thought that was very edgy.
嗯，这也是真的。 Well, it's true, too. Mm.
来吧。来到床上。 Come on. Come to bed.
明天，这个洞就会被填满，我们就能卖出一百万个汉堡。 Tomorrow, the hole will get all filled up, and we'll sell a million burgers.
你又能做出面部表情了，对吧? And you'll be able to make facial expressions again, huh?
快乐。 Mm. Happy.
希望。 Mm. Hopeful.
想吻你的嘴唇。 Mm. Kissy lips.
请停止。 Stop, please.
闭上眼睛，猪鼻子!林。 Closed eyes, piggy nose! Lin.
“我爱琳达!” "I love Linda!" Mm.
我也爱你，鲍比!好了,睡觉! Aw, I love you too, Bobby! Okay, bed!
孩子们，快熄灯，好吗? Kids, lights out soon, okay?
我们好父母。 We're good parents.
蒂娜骑着杰里科沿着海滩走，小吉米骑着他的马Vericho。 Tina rode Jericho down the beach, Jimmy Jr. rode his horse, Vericho.
Vericho……'vane。从西班牙…太慢了。 Vericho... S'vane. From Spain... Too slow.
我在跑步。我在跑步。我在跑步。 I'm running. I'm running. I'm running.
如果你想赶上我们你就得脱掉这条肥大的牛仔裤，这样更符合空气动力学。 If you want to catch us you'll have to take off those bulky jeans, uh, to be more aerodynamic.
哦，你已经开始了。太棒了! Oh, you're doing it already. Great!
你是对的。我只穿内裤的时候跑得更快。 You're right. I'm faster when I'm just wearing underwear.
他们并肩在无边无际的沙滩上驰骋。 They galloped along the endless sand, side by side.
今天真是完美的一天。 This is a perfect day.
我最喜欢的东西都在一个地方。 All my favorite stuff in one place.
你，我的主马，杰里科。 You, my main horse, Jericho.
如果有……哦，他们在那儿。 If only there were... Oh, there they are.
嗨,性感的僵尸。 Hi, sexy zombies.
嗨,蒂娜! Hi, Tina!
该死的。哦。我有东西要给你。 Damn. Oh. Hey, I have something for you.
噢,是吗?是我想的那样吗? Oh, yeah? Is that what I think it is?
我的barrette-clace。 My barrette-clace.
是发夹和项链的结合体。 It's a combination of barrette and necklace.
酷。 Cool.
天啊，我好紧张。 Gosh, I'm so nervous.
我不应该在自己的幻想中紧张。 I shouldn't be nervous in my own fantasy.
这是幻想吗? This is a fantasy?
别担心。忘了我说的话吧。 Don't worry about that. Forget I said anything.
我还在想为什么我这么擅长骑马呢。马背上。 Uh, I was wondering why I was so good at horsetop riding. Horseback.
什么?什么都没有。 What? Nothing.
等等,让我们停止。让我们停止。 Wait, let's stop. Let's stop.
哇,哇,耶利哥。 Whoa, whoa, Jericho.
我讨厌停止。 I hate stopping.
那你为什么在自己的幻想中紧张呢? So, why are you nervous in your own fantasy?
是因为你对真实的我有疑虑吗，夏天的男朋友? Is it because you're having some doubts about real me, Summer Boyfriend-wise?
怀疑,什么? Doubts, what?
我感觉有些疑虑。 I'm sensing some doubts.
嘿，不如你有个幻想你可以在里面问很多问题? Hey, how about you have a fantasy and you can ask a lot of questions in that, huh?
别毁了这一切，幻想小吉米。 Don't ruin this, Fantasy Jimmy Jr.
你毁了它。 You're ruining it.
是你让我这么说的。 You're making me say these things.
我不是。你是失去了你的牛仔裤还是你的大脑?对吧? I am not. Did you lose your jeans or your mind? Right?
好吧，放松点。噢!啊! Okay, take it easy. Ow! Ahh!
放轻松，好吗?蒂娜,冷静下来。 You take it easy, okay? Tina, calm down.
发生什么事情了?现在发生了什么? What's happening? What's happening, right now?
这是有趣的。我们在该死的海滩上玩得很开心。 This is fun. We're having fun on the friggin' beach.
狗娘养的! Son of a butt!
Mm-mm-mm !听起来不错。 Mm-mm-mm! That sounds good.
爸爸把餐厅的事用错了。 Dad's been using this restaurant stuff all wrong.
Bibbity-bibbity-bibbity-bam ! Bibbity-bibbity-bibbity-bam!
Bibbity-bibbity-bam ! Bibbity-bibbity-bam!
谢谢你！ Thank you!
我们是Itty Bitty Ditty小调委员会! We are the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee!
是啊! Yeah!
嗨,肯!你成功了! Hey, Ken! You made it!
我以为你去休斯顿开会了。 I thought you were at a conference in Houston.
好吧，我晚点再打给你。 Okay, I'll talk to you later.
你们想再听一首歌吗? Do you guys wanna hear one more song?
什么…… What the...
停止。什么? Stop. What?
停止玩。为什么? Stop playing. Why?
我们可以从地球上听到你的声音，这让我们的牙齿很疼。 We can hear you from our planet and it makes our teeth hurt.
-你有牙齿?-是的，我想是的。 - You have teeth? - Yeah, I think so.
不如你去找些不同的乐器看看音乐是不是你的强项? How about you go get some different instruments and maybe figure out if music is, I don't know, your thing?
但是每个人都爱我们。 But everyone loves us.
不，他们很友好。 No, they were being nice.
——看到了吗?他们离开了。——哦。 - See? They left. - Oh.
所以，这变得很尴尬。 So, this is getting awkward.
听着，我不是说我们会毁了你的星球，但如果你在那玩意儿上再弹一个音，我们也不会放弃。 Look, I'm not saying we'll destroy your planet, but it's not, like, off the table, if you play one more note on that thing.
嗯…再见。 Um... Bye.
谢谢你们的到来。 So, thank you for coming.
我知道你们都很忙。 I know you all have busy schedules.
Dodomeki, Bakaneko, Okoro Kamui，无照Burobu长毛绒，Kuchi Kopi，融化的Kuchi…我们很高兴来到这里。拍马屁。 Dodomeki, Bakaneko, Okoro Kamui, unlicensed Burobu plushie, Kuchi Kopi, melted Kuchi... We are happy to be here. Kiss ass.
那是什么?你没听错。 What's that? You heard me.
伙计们,谢谢。我遇到麻烦了。 Fellas, please. I've got a situation.
在学校。克洛伊·芭芭丝叫我婴儿。 At school. Chloe Barbash called me a baby.
我们该怎么办?的想法。走了。 What do we do? Ideas. Go.
把她从大炮里射出来?空手道把她劈成两半? Shoot her out of a cannon? Uh, karate chop her in half?
找条鲨鱼扔向她? Find a shark and throw it at her?
这是我刚刚想到的。 These are just off the top of my head.
我不知道是否还有人会加入? I don't know if anyone else is going to jump in?
我们有大炮，空手道，鲨鱼。还有什么? Okay, we have cannon, karate, shark. What else?
她为什么叫你宝贝? Why did she call you a baby?
那是死者掉落的东西。 It was the dead man's drop thing.
我不想这么做。 I didn't wanna do it.
我担心我的零钱会掉光。 I was worried all my loose change would fall out.
好吧。 Okay.
好了,好了。也因为我的帽子。我的耳朵。 All right, fine. It's also because of my hat. My ears.
我不知道你们有没有注意到，我经常穿高跟鞋。 I don't know if you guys have noticed, but I, like, wear them a lot.
哦。哦,是的。是啊，既然你提到了。 Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, now that you mention it.
有些人认为，克洛伊认为我害怕不戴它们。 Some people think, Chloe thinks that I'm scared to not wear them.
这是疯狂的。完全。 Which is crazy. Totally.
为什么她要把这些炸弹扔到我身上? And why's she dropping these B-bombs on me like it's nothing?
它的进攻。给，你知道的，婴儿。 It's offensive. To, you know, babies.
我是说，你现在在和你的玩具说话。 I mean, you are talking to your toys right now.
现在提这个不合适吗? Is this a bad time to bring that up?
呃,你的收藏品。 Uh, you're collectibles.
损坏的收藏品，你们中的一些人，很幸运还在其中。 Damaged collectibles, some of you, who are lucky to still be in the mix.
是的。对,是的。明白了。 Yep. Right, yep. Got it.
这些看起来很幼稚吗? How are these baby-ish?
我的意思是，是的，我从幼儿园就有了它们，当然，我想也许不再穿它们了……等,回来。 I mean, yeah, I've had them since preschool, and sure, I was thinking about maybe not wearing them anymore... Wait, back up.
你是说你从幼儿园就有了吗? Did you say you've had them since preschool?
是的。你不知道这个故事? Yes. You don't know the story?
它是很长时间吗?嘘!告诉我们的。 Is it long? Shush! Tell us.
这是我父母给我的，因为那天是我上幼儿园的第一天我觉得我很害怕什么的，我妈妈做了这些，他们给了我，让我勇敢一些。 My parents gave me these, because it was the first day of preschool and I guess I was scared or something, and my mom made them, and they gave them to me so I would be brave.
我听说你的头从幼儿园开始就没长过。 So, what I'm hearing is your head has not grown since preschool.
有些人的头一开始是完美的大小然后就一直这样，好吗? Hey, some people's heads just start out the perfect size and stay that way, okay?
伙计们，我们应该想出点子来的。 Guys, we're supposed to be coming up with ideas here.
我要怎么去找克洛伊，挽回我的名声，然后就这么走了? How do I step to Chloe, get my rep back, and just generally bring it?
哦,哦,哦!融化的夜灯创意灯泡。 Oh, oh, oh! Melted night light idea light bulb.
只是说它。 Just say it.
你进洞里去。 You go in the hole.
餐厅前面的那个洞? The hole in front of the restaurant?
是的,是的!得到视频。把它录下来。 Yeah, yeah! Get video. Get it on tape.
你在那个可怕的洞里。 You down in that scary hole.
做你的事。有趣。 Doing your thing. Interesting.
你知道他们怎么说的，婴儿从洞里出来，他们不进入洞里。 You know what they say, babies come out of hol es, they don't go into them.
他们这么说吗?他们做的事。所有的时间。 Do they say that? They do. All the time.
我从来没听过。不管怎样，这就是你的死者，露易丝。 I've never heard it. Anyway, there's your dead man's drop, Louise.
你掉进了深渊。 You drop into the abyss.
这听起来很酷。承认。 That sounded cool. Admit it.
你的口气不凉爽。 Your breath's not cool.
哦,请。我刷。 Oh, please. I brushed.
所以我应该录下你爬进洞里的过程好让你给学校的孩子们看吗? So, I'm supposed to videotape you climbing down into the hole so you can show kids at school?
是的。因为婴儿不是进洞的，而是从洞里出来的。 Yeah. 'Cause babies don't go into holes, they come out of them.
好了，你不能再这么说了。 Okay, you have to stop saying that.
那我该怎么做来着? And what am I supposed to do again?
你说"露易丝，别下去。是很危险的。” You say, "Louise, don't go down there. It's dangerous."
然后，当我离开的时候，你倒吸一口冷气。 And then, when I go anyway, you gasp.
像这样的吗? Like this?
不，做得更好。 No, do it better.
-我能说"亲爱的，不行"吗?——没有。 - Can I say, "Honey, no"? - No.
怎么样,“什么?” How about, "What?"
仅仅是一排，然后是喘息。谢谢你！ Just the line and then the gasp is great. Thank you.
谁同意明天早上做这件事? All those in favor of doing this tomorrow morning?
吉恩，我看到你快举手了。 Gene, I see your hand's almost up.
不!妈妈和爸爸会试图阻止我。必须是现在。 No! Mom and Dad would try and stop me. It has to be now.
卷带。好吧。 Roll tape. Okay.
嗯…没那么可怕。 Uh... It's not that scary.
你现在只是在想自己的事。 You're just all in your head right now.
离开你的大脑。 Get out of your head.
大女孩，睡裤。来吧! Big girl, pajama pants. Come on!
露易丝，别下去。 Louise, don't go down there.
是很危险的! It's dangerous!
露易丝，别下去。是很危险的! Louise, don't go down there. It's dangerous!
我想我们搞定了。最后一个很好。 I think we got it. That last one was good.
我不能。 I can't.
哦，和我想的不一样。 Oh, not what I was expecting.
是啊，好吧，让我们。我甚至提过…露易丝，你没事吧? Yeah, well, let's just for get I even brought it up... Louise, are you okay?
是的! Yes!
你是想在掉到洞里的时候到处挥舞手臂吗? Did you mean to wave your arms all over the place while falling into the hole?
因为如果是的话，你就成功了。 'Cause if so, you nailed it.
是的，一切都很顺利。 Yes, it all went great.
你能把灯扔给我吗? Can you toss me the light?
——在这里。-噢。 - Here. - Ow.
你说"哎哟"是因为你被传染了吗? Did you say, "ow" 'cause you caught it?
太棒了!啊! Great! Argh!
那么，结束了吗? So, is that a wrap?
是的。是的，我想我们没事了。 Yep. Yeah, I think we're good.
能帮我一把吗? Wanna go ahead and help me out?
我抓住绳子，试着爬上去，你们拉。 I'll grab the rope and try to climb up and you guys pull.
与我们的武器?好吧。 With our arms? Okay.
告诉我们当。 Tell us when.
好吧，我只是想…愚蠢的泥巴，我恨你。 Okay, yeah, just trying to... Stupid mud, I hate you.
开着，该死的灯。 Stay on, frickin' light.
好,拉。 Okay, pull.
啊。等一等。我的脚卡住了。 Ugh. Hold on. My foot's stuck.
我的脚卡住了。这一点也不可怕。 My foot's stuck. That's not at all terrifying.
一切都会好的。 Everything's gonna be fine.
什么…… What the...
我们的女儿怎么样了? So, how's our girl?
现在这里成了犯罪现场。好，好，好，好。 Now it's a crime scene. Great, great, great, great.
这就是精神，爸爸! That's the spirit, Dad!
哦,我的宝贝。我亲爱的宝贝。 Oh, my baby. My sweet baby.
够了,妈妈!我很好。 Enough, Mom! I'm okay.
孩子的事别着急。 Take it easy with the baby stuff.
对不起,对不起。哦,来这里。 Sorry, sorry. Oh, come here.
我的宝贝。妈妈! My baby. Mom!
我知道有人死了，尸骨倒在你脸上。 I know someone's dead and their bones fell on your face.
在我嘴里!在我嘴里! In my mouth! In my mouth!
我们先说清楚。我尝过死亡。 Let's just be clear. I tasted death.
很遗憾你尝到了死亡的滋味，露易丝，但情况不妙。 I'm sorry you tasted death, Louise, but this is bad.
我不认为他们能很快填补犯罪漏洞。 I don't think they fill in crime holes very quickly.
犯罪的洞。基因。 Crime hole. Gene.
哦，是的，它们真的很慢。 Oh, yeah, they're really slow.
嘿，博斯克中士。 Oh, hey, Sergeant Bosco.
是啊，他们用小工具刷掉泥土。 Yeah, they brush the dirt away with tiny little tools.
他们的午休时间很长，因为他们用的是小叉子。 And their lunch break takes forever, 'cause they use tiny forks.
叉子的事我是开玩笑的，但确实需要一段时间。 I'm kidding about the forks thing, but yeah, it's gonna take a while.
啊,疯了。 Aw, nuts.
他们在肋骨处发现了一颗子弹。 You know, they found a bullet lodged in the ribs.
我不认为他摔了下来，如果你明白我的意思。 And I don't think he fell on it, if you know what I mean.
就在你的餐厅前面，是你做的吗? So, it's in front of your restaurant, did you do it?
什么?不! What? No!
好吧,放松。只是检查。 Okay, easy. Just checking.
你确定吗?是的,我肯定。 You sure? Yes, I'm sure.
我不知道。有一次，我看到他把收据揉成一团，弄得我很不舒服。 I don't know. One time I saw him crumple a receipt in a way that made me uncomfortable.
太愤怒了!基因。 So much rage! Gene.
犯罪洞!犯罪洞! Crime hole! Crime hole!
蒂娜。对不起。 Tina. Sorry.
我要走了。 Well, I'm gonna split.
回到抢劫组，跟凶案组一样好，甚至更好。 Back to Robbery Division, which is just as good as Homicide, maybe better.
每个人都说。 Everyone says that.
有时候凶案组会向抢劫组的人求助。 Sometimes Homicide begs for help from us Robbery guys.
嘿!滚出去!离开这里，快走! Hey! Get out of here! Get out of here, go!
好了，孩子们，你们也得离开这里。 All right, kids, you gotta get out of here, too.
去上学，别再钻洞了，听到了吗? Go to school and don't go in any more holes, you hear me?
远离裂缝。 And stay away from crevices.
哦，我的宝贝。过来，过来! Oh, my sweet baby. Come here, come here!
妈妈! Mom!
-你爱我。-你也爱我。 - You love me. - And you love me.
-你也爱我。-你也爱我。 - And you love me. - And you love me.
我们该结婚了。 Time for us to get married.
我做!我做!我做! I do! I do! I do!
你在看什么?一个有趣的石头吗? What are you looking at there? A fun rock?
露易丝,这就是证据! Louise, that's evidence!
你应该把它交给警察的! You should have given that to the police!
什么?Tooth-ifer吗?不,不,不。这是我的。我获得了它。 What? Tooth-ifer? No, no, no. This is mine. I earned it.
当你走进一个洞里…不小心掉进一个洞里。A-bup-bup ! When you go into a hole... Accidently fall into a hole. A-bup-bup!
在尖叫中优雅地摔倒? Gracefully tumble in while screaming?
进洞里，吃进嘴里的东西就归你了。这是一个规则。 Go into a hole, you get to keep whatever lands in your mouth. That's a rule.
在露天看台下也是如此! That's true under the bleachers, too!
另外，看看它。 Plus, look at it.
这不是你见过的形状最奇怪的牙齿吗? Isn't it the weirdest shaped tooth you've ever seen?
好吧，也许不要太近。 Okay, maybe not too close.
你对付不了这颗牙! You can't handle the tooth!
它在我嘴里，蒂娜! It was in my mouth, Tina!
只是，我觉得，你拥有它是违法的。 It's just, I think it's, like, against the law for you to have that.
别担心。这只是一个纪念品。 Don't worry. It's just a souvenir.
我会保守秘密的。 I'll keep it to myself.
检查它,人。 Check it, people.
死人的牙齿。 A dead man's tooth.
她带全校师生参观。 And she's showing the whole school.
我晚上去了天坑，发现了一具骨架，这颗牙齿掉在我嘴里。 I went down to the sinkhole at night, found a skeleton, this tooth fell in my mouth.
有人说这很厉害吗? Did somebody say that's badass?
就像终极死人的落点? Like the ultimate dead man's drop?
我是说，我猜，也许，我不知道。 I mean, I guess, maybe, I don't know.
非常戏剧化，我们都录下来了。哦! It was very dramatic, and we got it all on tape. Oh!
但我们得把它转换成世界上其他人都有的格式。 But we gotta get it transferred to a format that anyone else in the world has.
我想我爸爸就是那种球员。 I think my dad h as that kinda player.
这个看起来就是那种。 This just looks like that kind.
问题吗? Questions?
我的天，伊莱把他的牙套套在链子上然后给了你? Oh, my God, Eli put his retainer on a chain and gave it to you?
那么浪漫。 So romantic.
是啊，我们要做暑期男女朋友了。 Yeah, we're gonna be summer boyfriend-girlfriend.
等等，但他不需要吗? Wait, but doesn't he, like, need it?
你是医生吗? What are you, a doctor?
-我不知道。-你的呼机呢? - I don't know. - Where's your pager?
也许现在是把孩子生出来的好时机。 Hmm, maybe this is a good time to bring this baby out.
自助餐厅，非常神奇的环境。 Cafeteria, pretty magical setting.
只要把它解开一点，然后就是那个特别的时刻了。 Just gotta untangle it a little bit, and then it's time for that special moment.
齐克，往我嘴里扔块鸡块。 Hey, Zeke, throw a chicken nugget in my mouth.
好吧。 Okay.
噢。把它扔了。 Ow. Throw it again.
天啊，他还想把鸡块叼进嘴里呢。 God, he's still trying to catch that chicken nugget in his mouth.
整个八年级。 His whole eighth grade year.
噢。把它扔了。我们不应该这样做吗? Ow. Throw it again. Should we just not do this?
不，我想说我吃到鸡块了。 No, I wanna be able to say I caught a chicken nug get in my mouth.
比任何东西都重要。 More than anything.
否则，这一切都是浪费。 Otherwise, this has all been a waste.
我明白你的意思。我们会带你去的。 I see your point. We'll get you there.
也许现在不合适。他有很多事要做。 Maybe now's not right. He's got a lot going on.
但还是很兴奋。Whoo-hoo。 But still excited about this. Whoo-hoo.
所以我成立了我的基金会，天坑孩子。 And that's why I'm starting my foundation, Sinkhole Kids.
这是为了帮助那些在天坑里的孩子们。 It's to help kids who've been in sinkholes.
它改变了你。有些人无法接受。 It changes you. Some people can't handle it.
四年级学生，你们为什么不坐下? Fourth graders, why are you not sitting down?
还是坐着? Or are you sitting?
这很难说。你们都这么小。 It's hard to tell. You're all so small.
嘿!露易丝，我一直想问你，你的帽子哪儿来的? Hey! Oh, Louise, I have been meaning to ask you, where'd you get your hat?
我想给我侄女买一个那样的。 I want to get one like that for my niece.
她三岁，她喜欢小兔子。 She's three and she loves bunnies.
后退,Labonz。 Back off, Labonz.
什么?我想让她高兴起来。 What? I'm trying to cheer her up.
如厕训练不太顺利。 Potty training's not going well.
这是令人讨厌的。 It's nasty.
哦,你好,露易丝。 Oh, hello, Louise.
你吃得好吗，营养丰富? Did you have a nice, nutritious meal?
愚蠢的克洛伊·芭芭丝大笑着。我会嘲笑她的。 Stupid Chloe Barbash, laughing. I'll laugh at her.
她不会嘲笑我的。 She's not gonna laugh at me.
什么?什么都没有。 What? Nothing.
好的，给我回电话。谢谢你！再见。 Okay, uh, call me back. Thank you. Bye.
那么，给房东打电话留言几次才算合适呢? So, how many times is it okay to call your landlord and leave a message?
视情况而定。他喜欢你吗? Depends. Does he like-like you?
我还是不敢相信我们还活着 I still can't believe we were livin'
一直在尸体上面。 above a dead body this whole time.
我都看不出来。 I couldn't even tell.
我想知道那具骷髅是谁。 I wonder who the skeleton was.
乔治·华盛顿吗? George Washington?
我想不出还有谁死了。 I can't think of any other dead people.
不管是谁，他们都被谋杀了，然后被一个谋杀者埋葬了。 Well, whoever it was, they were murdered to death, then buried to death by a murderer-burier.
可能是天蝎座。 And a Scorpio, probably.
我再给他打一次电话。 I'm gonna call him one more time.
放松,鲍勃 Easy, Bob, easy.
林，我们得付银行的钱。 Lin, we have to pay the bank.
你现在经常喊这个。 You shout that a lot now.
我们只剩下四天了。 We only have four days left.
我们不可能既付得起房租又拿出银行的钱。 There's no way we can pay rent and come up with the bank's money.
我们没有卖出任何汉堡。 We haven't sold any burgers.
泰迪吃了很多汉堡。 Teddy's had a lot of burgers.
正确的。除了泰迪，我们还没卖过汉堡给别人。 Right. We haven't sold any burgers to someone besides Teddy.
哦,我的上帝。看它。他们在说我们的洞。 Oh, my God. Look it. They're talking about our hole.
今早在海洋大道下发现的骨架已被确认为神奇码头失踪员工，丹尼尔·迪安杰洛，停车处的人都叫他棉花糖丹。 The skeleton discovered earlier this morning under Ocean Avenue has been identified as missing Wonder Wharf employee, Daniel DeAngelo, widely known to park customers as Cotton Candy Dan.
棉花糖丹? Cotton Candy Dan?
是那个卖玉米热狗的家伙吗? Is that the guy who sold corndogs?
妈妈,嘘。 Mom, shush.
警方消息来源告诉第六频道，一名嫌疑人今晚已被拘留。 Police sources tell Channel Six news that a suspect is being taken into custody tonight.
啊哈!那就这样吧。他们有嫌疑人了。 A-ha! There you go. They have a suspect.
现在他们会把犯罪现场的洞填上。 Now they'll un-crime scene our hole and fill it in.
费舍奥德先生也会给我们回电话的，他会告诉我们，我们可以降低房租，然后过上好日子。 And Mr. Fischoeder will call us back too, and he'll tell us we can slide on the rent, and we'll be on easy street.
如果安逸街有个大洞，对吧? If easy street had a big hole in it, huh?
也许你是对的。 Maybe you're right.
对不起。对不起，我吓坏了。 Sorry. Sorry, I was freaking out.
抱歉，各位。 Sorry, everybody.
有东西进来了。这是爆炸性新闻。 Something's just come in. This is breaking news.
奇迹码头的老板，卡尔文·费舍奥德，已被逮捕并被指控谋杀棉花糖丹。 Wonder Wharf owner, Calvin Fischoeder, has been arrested and charged with the murder of Cotton Candy Dan.
什么……哦,我的上帝。 What the... Oh, my God.
好吧，这不太好。 Okay, that's not good.
现在直播到警局总部。 We now go live to police headquarters.
费舍奥德先生，你现在有什么要对我们说的吗? Mr. Fischoeder, do you have any comments for us at this time?
我没杀过任何游艺团成员。 I haven't killed any carnies.
在那里。我想一切都清楚了。 There. I think that clears everything up.
接下来的问题请问我的私人律师兼堂兄，格罗弗·费舍奥德。 I refer all further questions to my personal attorney and personal cousin, Grover Fischoeder.
我的委托人是无辜的，我们会证明的。 My client is innocent and we're gonna prove it.
没错，我哥哥的枪里射出的一颗子弹，在他的尸体里找到了。——嗯…当然，很多人听到他大喊"我要杀了你，卡尼"我要把你的尸体埋在"没人能找到的地方" 当然 Yeah, sure, a bullet from my brother's gun - was found in the guy's body. - Uh... And sure, a lot of people heard him yelling, "I'm going to kill you, carnie, "and I'm going to bury your body "where no one can find it." Sure.
嗯…是的。但我们当中谁没在暴风雨之夜和游艺团赌博时说过这句话呢? Uh... Yeah. But who among us hasn't said those exact words while gambling with carnies on a stormy night, huh?
嗯,没有人。我们都说过这句话。 Uh, no one. We've all said those words.
也许他只会打个电话给我们? Maybe we'll be his one phone call?
哦,天气。 Oh, the weather.
码头周年纪念的事还在继续。 Hey, Wharfiversary stuff's still going on.
我听说他们有半价游乐设施和免费爆米花。 I heard they're doing half-priced rides and free popcorn.
是啊，有点忙。 Yeah, kinda busy out there.
人们似乎并不介意去一个杀人犯开的公园。 Hmm, people do not seem to mind going to a park owned by a murderer.
要是我们能找到他们就好了。 If only we could get to the people.
为什么餐馆不能搬家呢? Why can't restaurants move around, you know?
跳过洞就行了。嗯。 Just hop over the hole. Huh.
为什么建筑物不能有小腿? Why can't buildings have little legs?
那太可爱了。是的。 That'd be cute. Yeah.
或者马达和轮子? Or motors, and wheels?
这是汽车。 That's cars.
哦,是的。这是汽车。 Oh, yeah. That's cars.
哦,上帝。 Oh, God.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
哦,男孩。是爸爸好吗? Oh, boy. Is Dad okay?
哦,不。 Oh, no.
-不不不——嗯…爸爸，我不想打断你，但你能把肉饭递给我吗? - Oh, no, no, no. - Um... Dad, I don't wanna stop your flow, but can you pass the pilaf?
哦,上帝。这是黄油。 Oh, God. That's butter.
你知道吗?黄油更好。 You know what? Butter's better.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
你好吗，大家伙? How you doin' there, big guy?
我不知道。 I don't know.
我是说，我在孩子们面前忍住了吃晚饭，但我真的很担心。 I mean, I held it together in front of the kids during dinner, but I'm really worried.
噢,是吗?我不能告诉。 Oh, yeah? I couldn't tell.
只是我们的房东要进监狱了。 It's just our landlord's gonna go to prison.
银行会收回我们的贷款，然后他们会拿走我们的餐厅用品，我们就会住在街边的箱子里。 The bank's gonna call in our loan, and then they'll take our restaurant stuff, and we will live in a box on the street.
这就是将要发生的。 This is what's gonna happen.
鲍勃，我需要你。孩子们需要你。 Oh, Bob, I need you. The kids need you.
你是什么意思?你和孩子们希望我不要倒闭。 What do you mean? You and the kids need me to not go out of business.
不。在那里破产不像在那里那样糟糕。 No. Going out of business down there is not as bad as going out of business in there.
我的柔软的压电陶瓷吗? My soft pec?
不,你的心。 No, your heart.
听着，我知道你现在是笨蛋鲍勃。 Look, I know you're Droopy Bob right now.
但你知道还有谁在里面吗?梦幻鲍勃。 But you know who else is in there? Dreamy Bob.
那个一开始就想开餐馆的人，用自己的名字，用野生食材做疯狂的汉堡。 The guy who wanted to open a restaurant in the first place, slap his name on it, make cuckoo crazy burgers with wild ingredients.
每天一个新的。 A new one every day.
我可没说"疯疯癫癫"的汉堡。 I did not say "cuckoo crazy" burgers.
我不会这么说。 I would not say that.
你们能明白我的心情超级时髦的汉堡。 You know what I mean. Super funky burgers.
好吧，不管我说什么，我觉得可能是梦幻鲍勃很蠢而下垂鲍勃只是看到了事物本来的样子。 Well, no matter what I said, I think that may be Dreamy Bob is dumb and Droopy Bob just kinda sees things the way they are.
你知道你该怎么对付下垂鲍勃吗? You know what you gotta do to Droopy Bob?
嗯,什么? Um, what?
你得打他的蛋蛋，像这样。 You gotta punch him in the nuts, like this.
噢!对不起,对不起,对不起。 Ow! Sorry, sorry, sorry.
但你知道我在说什么。这就像一个隐喻。 But you know what I'm saying. It's like a metaphor.
像这样。噢! Like this. Ow!
停!如果你真的这么做了，这就不是一个比喻。 Stop! It's not a metaphor if you actually do it.
是的,它是。 Yes, it is.
我要睡觉了。晚安 I'm going to sleep. Good night.
谁知道呢，也许费舍奥德先生是无辜的。 And, hey, who knows, maybe Mr. Fischoeder is innocent.
他一出来，我们就在银行里眨眨眼。 He gets out, we put that wink in the bank.
我不知道他是不是无辜的，但他会进监狱的。 I don't know if he's innocent, but he is going to prison.
至少其他囚犯会喜欢他的眼罩。 Well, at least the other prisoners will like his eyepatch.
这身打扮在监狱里很好看。 That's a good look for prison.
你知道的，聊天的开场白。 You know, conversation starter.
再见,孩子们。祝你在学校玩得开心。 Bye, kids. Have fun at school.
吉恩，希望我们的数学作业做得不错。 Gene, I hope we do okay on that math homework.
我真的是在即兴发挥。四。 I was really wingin' it. Four.
我也希望如此。好猜。 I hope so too. Good guess.
好吧。孩子紧急会议。 All right. Emergency kid meeting.
什么?现在?在这里吗? What? Now? Here?
是的，我们得谈谈。 Yeah, we gotta talk.
户外，上学前，紧急儿童会议? Outdoor, before school, emergency kid meeting?
是因为蒂娜现在的刘海吗? Is this about whatever's going on with Tina's bangs right now?
我一早上都想修。 I've been wanting to fix them all morning.
——等等,什么?——不,听。 - Wait, what? - No, listen.
我昨晚听到爸妈说话了。 I heard Mom and Dad talking last night.
这家餐厅遇到了大麻烦。 The restaurant is in big trouble.
男孩的麻烦?麻烦的女孩吗?所有的麻烦。 Boy trouble? Girl trouble? All the trouble.
费舍奥德先生不能进监狱。 Mr. Fischoeder can't go to prison.
如果他这么做了，爸爸妈妈就没钱还银行了，就这样了。 If he does, Mom and Dad won't be able to pay the bank, and then that's it.
没有更多的餐厅。 No more restaurant.
如果没有餐厅了，我们放学后要怎么处置爸爸妈妈? And what are we gonna do with Mom and Dad after school if there's no more restaurant?
嗯。让他们参加运动? Huh. Sign them up for sports?
但好消息是，我认为费舍奥德先生是无辜的。 But the good news is, I think Mr. Fischoeder is innocent.
无辜的吗?但他有多有罪呢? Innocent? But what about how guilty he is?
为什么他对那个洞这么淡定? Well, why was he so relaxed about that hole?
如果你把一个人埋在那个地方，难道你不会更急于把它填上吗? If you had buried a guy in that exact spot, wouldn't you be a little more anxious to fill it in?
或者至少把那玩意偷出来插到别的地方去? Or at least go sneak that sucker out of there and stick them somewhere else?
比如你每晚都把日记藏起来? Like how you re-hide your journal every night?
不,我不喜欢。 No, I don't.
所以，计划是这样的。 So, here's the plan.
我们需要逃课……不。是的。 We need to skip school... No. Yes.
我们需要收集证据，和目击者谈谈。 We need to gather evidence, talk to witnesses.
我们现在就要开始。 We need to start now.
但是，露易丝，如果你认为不是费舍奥德先生干的，那是谁? But, Louise, if you don't think Mr. Fischoeder did it, who did?
我是这么想的。 Here's what I'm thinking.
这其实是两个马戏团之间的争吵。 This was actually a beef between two carnies.
-牛肉嘉年华。——嗯。 - Beef con carnie. - Mm-hmm.
你拿到费舍奥德的枪，跟棉花糖丹算账，你就能逃脱谋杀。 You get your hands on Fischoeder's gun, you settle your score with Cotton Candy Dan, you just got away with murder.
那么，我们该怎么处理这个理论呢? So, what do we do with that theory?
把它变成一本图画小说。 Turn it into a graphic novel.
不，我们去找老朋友米基谈谈。 No, we go talk to our old pal Mickey.
他现在是游乐场的。 He's a carnie now.
他可能知道所有游乐场的八卦。 He probably knows all the carnie gossip.
我们需要的装备我都带来了。 And I brought all the gear we'll need.
零食，口香糖，夜灯。 Snacks, gum, night light.
哦,零食。我在。 Oh, snacks. I'm in.
夜灯吗?是的。以防天黑。 Night light? Yeah. In case it gets dark.
我以为我们是在上学的时候做的。 I thought we were doing this during school time.
我不知道我为什么要提到光。 I don't know why I mentioned the light.
我们去拿自行车吧，好吗? Let's just get our bikes, shall we?
很好。我确实忘了做一堆作业。 Fine. I did forget to do a bunch of homework.
太好了。所以我们得在爸妈看不到的情况下从后门进去。 Great. So, we have to get past the back door without Mom and Dad seeing us.
蹲下，听我指挥。尽量看起来像小巷里的垃圾。 Stay low, follow my lead. Try to look like alley trash.
或浣熊粪便。 Or raccoon poop.
我们做得很好。 We did that really well.
好吧。拯救费舍奥德先生，拯救餐厅，解决谋杀案。 All right. Save Mr. Fischoeder, save the restaurant, solve a murder.
三。一,二,三。 On three. One, two, three.
拯救费舍奥德先生，拯救餐厅，解决谋杀案。 Save Mr. Fischoeder, save the restaurant, solve a murder.
证明我们不是婴儿，克洛伊·芭芭丝是个笨蛋。 And prove we're not babies, and Chloe Barbash is dumb.
好的,让我们移动。 Okay, let's move.
《法律与秩序》应该这样开始。每一次。 This is how Law and Order should start. Every time.
嗨，我们在找米奇。 Hi, we're looking for Mickey.
——米奇?-是的。米奇。 - Mickey? - Yeah. Mickey.
棕色头发，抢过银行，人不错。现在在这里工作。 Brown hair, used to rob banks, nice guy. Works here now.
不，我认识米奇。他欠我375元。 No, I know Mickey. He owes me three seventy-five.
美元吗?和七十五年。 Dollars? And seventy-five.
美分吗?是的,美分。 Cents? Yeah, cents.
他今天在哪里工作?Scream-i-cane吗? Where is he working today? Scream-i-cane?
他要上第二班才下班。 Ah, he's off till second shift.
你知道他住在哪里吗? Do you know where he lives?
我们也许可以提醒他375 ? We could probably remind him about the three seventy-five?
他住在狂欢节。 He lives in Carniapolis.
大多数嘉年华会都住在狂欢节。 Most of the carnies live in Carniapolis.
这是有意义的。 That makes sense.
Carniapolis在哪? Where is Carniapolis?
在旧狗粮大楼左转。 Hang a left at the old dog food building.
但别往那方面想。 But don't go there.
不去那里?狗粮大楼? Don't go there? The dog food building?
是的，经过体育场。 Yeah, down past the stadium.
你会闻到的，然后向左走。但说真的，别去那。 You'll smell it, then go left. But seriously, don't go there.
你一直说"别去那"是有什么原因吗? Uh, is there a reason you keep saying, "Don't go there"?
因为你不应该。感觉正好。 Because you shouldn't. Okey dokey.
只是想澄清一下，但是，呃，我们为什么要…嗨，公园开门吗? Just wanted to clarify, but, um, why should we... Hi, is the park open?
不，我被困在这里了。 No, I'm just here 'cause I'm trapped inside this booth.
是的,我们打开。今天所有的车半价。 Yes, we're open. All rides half off today.
唯一的犯罪就是不利用这些价格。 The only crime would be to not take advantage of these prices.
好的,新的标志。我想就是这个了。 Okay, new sign. I think this is the one.
-“我们有一个‘洞’的新外观。” - "We have a 'hole' new look." - Mm.
“从巷子里进来。 "Come on in through the alley.
“这不奇怪。爱你们的，琳达和鲍勃。” "It's not weird. Love, Linda and Bob."
我想这很专业。 I guess that's professional.
"另外，小巷闻起来像尿，餐厅没问题" "P.S., alley smells like pee, restaurant is fine."
哦,鲍勃。污垢。 Oh, Bob. Dirt.
泥土吗?污垢。 Dirt? Dirt.
我起床。 I'm getting up.
哦,污垢。他们会把洞填上的。 Oh, dirt. They're gonna fill in the hole.
是的。看看他们。 Yeah. Look at them.
嗯…-他们要去哪里?-他们要走了。 Uh... - Where are they going? - They are leaving.
他们会留下泥土吗? And they're leaving the dirt?
他们正在留下泥土。 They are leaving the dirt.
我们是把它放在自己身上，还是……他们可能会有其他人来。 Do we put it in ourselves, or... They probably have someone else coming.
一个肮脏的安装程序? A dirt installer? Mm.
它很好。它就像一座小山。 It's nice. It's like a little mountain.
我不喜欢它。我觉得它应该在洞里。 I don't like it. I think it should be in the hole.
鲍勃。琳达。来了。来看看。 Mm. Bob. Linda. Come. Come see.
嗯…我叫它移动鲍勃汉堡移动。 Uh... I call it the Mobile Bob Burger Mobile.
所以，你可以在街上卖汉堡。 So, you can sell burgers in the street.
你可以去任何地方。热的肉。 You could go anywhere. Hot street meat.
这是我家里的烧烤架，但我升级了轮子，我在上面装了栅栏，这样你就可以移动它了。 It's my grill from home, but I upgraded the wheels, and I put these bars on it so you can move it.
哦,哇。啊哈。它有一个放饮料的冷却器。 Oh, wow. Uh-huh. It's got a cooler for drinks.
我有一把小伞。啊! Got a little umbrella here. Ah!
你有地方放面包和配料。 You got a place to keep buns and toppings.
我想，你烤，琳达端，我帮你推。 I figure, you grill, Linda serves, and I'll push it around for you.
所以，我会一直陪着你们，继续开玩笑，成为彼此生活的一部分。 So, I'll be there the whole time with you guys, keeping the banter going, being part of each other's lives.
你知道，笑，爱，学习。 You know, laughing, loving, learning.
泰迪,泰迪,泰迪。 Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.
你这么做真是太好了。但我们……我们没有在街上卖食物的执照。 It's so nice of you to do this. But we... we don't have a license to sell food on the street.
我们可能会被罚款。 We could get fined.
不。 Nah.
我会留意警察的。 I'll keep an eye out for the cops.
-我想我们不能…-我喜欢。 - I don't think we can... - I love it.
等等，你说什么?我爱它。 Wait, what'd you say? I love it.
对吧?你不能让顾客来买你的汉堡，你要把汉堡带给他们。 Right? You can't get the people to your burgers, you bring the burgers to them.
我觉得我们只是跳过了我的“我们没有许可证”的评论。 I feel like we're just skipping over my "we don't have a license" comment.
得了吧，鲍勃。这不是法律，对吧? Oh, come on, Bob. It's not a law, right?
就好像我在厨房工作的时候应该戴发网，但我从来没戴过。 It's like I'm supposed to wear a hairnet when I work in the kitchen, but I never do.
这是一个法律。也一个法律。他们都是法律。 That's a law. Also a law. They're both laws.
鲍勃，我们今天要卖一些汉堡，对吗?是的。 Bob, we have to sell some burgers today, right? Yes.
我们还有四天时间还银行。 We got four days to pay the bank.
这是真的。来吧。 That's true. Come on.
好的,很好。但那只是因为我们绝望了。 Okay, fine. But only because we're desperate.
这地方不能关门。 This place can't close.
没有你我活不下去。 I can't live if livin' is without you.
泰迪。我说我们可以做到。哦,很好。 Teddy. I said we could do it. Oh, good.
我们把这玩意点着吧? Let's light this sucker up, huh?
你明白了。 You got it.
没有问题。没有问题。 No problem. No problem.
只是要检查一下煤气管道。 Just gotta check the gas line.
可能画得有点高了。 Might have had it up a little bit high.
你们带着碎牛肉和舒适的鞋子回来找我，再给我一条围裙这样我们就都有制服了。 You guys meet me back here with some ground beef, and some comfortable shoes, and maybe an apron for me so we all kinda have a uniform.
哦，这让我想到了一个主意。 Oh, that gives me an idea.
鲍勃，我得马上回公寓一趟。 Bob, I gotta go up to the apartment real quick.
马上回来。好了，鲍勃，拿上你的肉。 Be right back. Okay, Bob, grab your meat.
请不要那样对我喊叫。 Please don't shout that at me.
对的,正确的。拿起你的肉。 Right, right. Grab your meat.
闻起来就像你能磨碎做食物的东西。 Smells like the most stuff you can grind up to make food.
哦，看，那是他们的口号。 Oh, look, that was their slogan.
嗯。 Huh.
这看起来不太对。没有人住在这里。 This doesn't look right. No one lives here.
我不知道为什么。它是美丽的。 I don't know why. It's beautiful.
你听到了吗? Whoa, you hear that?
嗯。他们古怪的声音。 Huh. They sound cranky.
-我们去看看。-哦,好的。 - Let's check it out. - Oh, okay.
我想念学校。 I miss school.
我突然觉得我喜欢分数了。 I'm feeling suddenly like I love fractions.
是啊，我现在特别想学光合作用。 Yeah, I wanna learn about photosynthesis so badly right now.
如果这是嘉年华，也许我们不该打扰他们的狂欢时间? If this is Carniapolis, maybe we shouldn't disturb their scary sounding carnie time?
我的意思是，这有点像他们在决定要捅谁如果他们看到我们，他们会说，“哦，我们捅他们吧。” I mean, it's a little like they're deciding who to shiv and if they see us, they'll be like, "Oh, let's shiv them."
但你知道，也许不是。 But you know, maybe not.
他们在和鸭子玩游戏吗? Are they playing a game with duckies?
可爱地? Adorably?
幸运的鸭子。幸运的鸭子。该死的。 Lucky ducky. Lucky ducky. Damn.
的孩子。嗨,米奇。 Kids. Hi, Mickey.
进展得怎样? How's it going?
你是来买毒品的吗?你不买毒品。 You here to buy drugs? You don't buy drugs.
我甚至不能吞药丸。 I can't even swallow pills.
我们得把它们藏在他的食物里。 We have to hide them in his food.
我们想问你几个问题。 We, uh, wanted to ask you some questions.
米奇,你了。 Mickey, your turn.
哦。你能跳过我吗? Oh. Can you skip me?
我们玩的是幸运鸭子，但我们玩的是游乐场规则。 We play lucky ducks, but we play carnie rules.
看起来有趣。 Seems fun.
这里的啤酒和喊叫声比奇幻码头的孩子们还多。 There's more beer and yelling than when kids play it at Wonder Wharf.
是啊，我们要敬棉花糖丹。 Yeah, well, we're toasting Cotton Candy Dan.
这就是为什么我们还在赌博，互相推搡，互殴。 That's why we're also gambling and pushing each other and punching each other.
第一班的人在他的老地方的码头上做了一个小小的纪念。 The first shift folks made a nice little memorial to put on the pier in his old spot.
而我们这些二班的人，在做这个。 And us second shift folks are, uh, doing this.
啊哈。 Uh-huh.
问问他。我会的。 Just ask him. I will.
但很快，对吧? But pretty soon, right?
等我一下。我不能就这么说"嘿，米奇，哪个游乐场杀了棉花糖丹" Give me a second. I can't just say, "Hey, Mickey, which carnie killed Cotton Candy Dan?"
等等，你是说"哪个游乐场杀了棉花糖丹"吗 Wait, did you say, "Which carnie killed Cotton Candy Dan?"
听起来确实是这样的，不是吗? It did sound like that, didn't it?
你来到嘉年华会指控一个嘉年华会的人杀害了另一个嘉年华会的人? You come in to Carniapolis and accuse a carnie of killing another carnie?
我认为这是对的。是这样吗? I think that's right. Is that right?
费舍奥德先生杀了我们一个人已经够糟了，这可是坏老板警戒，对吧? You know, it's bad enough that Mr. Fischoeder kills one of us, which is bad boss alert, am I right?
是的。但把这事推给我们? Yeah. But to throw it back on us?
嘿，嘿，他们只是孩子。 Hey, hey, they're just kids.
孩子的警察。小孩的警察。他们有这些，你知道吗? Kid cops. Little kid cops. They have those, you know?
躲进狭小的空间，藏在盒子里。 For going into small spaces and hiding in boxes.
不，我认识这些人。 Nah, I know these guys.
他们不是警察。他们是小汉堡宝宝。 They're not cops. They're little burger babies.
也许不要用这个词。 Maybe don't use that word.
什么?“汉堡”?对不起。肉馅饼吗? What? "Burger"? Sorry. Meat patties?
这太过分了。 It's just too much.
费舍奥德先是杀了棉花糖丹，现在又杀了这个? First Fischoeder kills Cotton Candy Dan, now this?
我的纹身上可能有一把匕首刺进心脏，刺进他的头骨上面写着"内心已死"但我是有感情的，你知道吗? I may have a tattoo of a dagger stabbing a heart going up into his skull and it says "dead inside," but I have feelings, you know?
♬总有一些幸运的鸭子得到所有的运气♬有些人不惜血本去赚钱当然，我们是一群阴暗的犯罪的绅士和女士但我们都度过了时光♬是的 ♪♪ Some lucky ducks get all the luck ♪♪ Some break their backs to make a buck ♪♪ And sure, we are a bunch ♪♪ Of shady criminal-ish gents and ladies ♪♪ But we did our time ♪♪ Yeah
♬我们为自己的罪行付出了代价是的，我们大多数人。 ♪♪ We paid for our crimes Well, most of us.
♬还有我们的轻罪♬现在我们卖油炸面包和香肠♬虽然我们是不太正常的男女♬这并不意味着费舍奥德♬可以杀了我们♬呃! ♪♪ And our misdemeanors ♪♪ Now we sell fried dough and wieners ♪♪ Even though we're kinda sketchy gals and fellas ♪♪ Doesn't mean that Fischoeder ♪♪ Can go and kill us ♪♪ Uh-uh!
♪在这里工作可真能♪过山车Hup! ♪♪ Working here can really be ♪♪ A roller coaster Hup!
♬哪天你还在清理自己的吐槽♬哪天你还在消失的海报上♬太累人了有个老板♬谁给你的钱少♬谁给我们的钱少♬然后把你撞了♬一些幸运的鸭子 ♪♪ One day you're cleaning vomit ♪♪ Next you're on a missing poster ♪♪ It's such a drag ♪♪ To have a boss ♪♪ Who pays you bad ♪♪ Who pays us bad ♪♪ Then bumps you off ♪♪ Some lucky ducks
♬总有好运♬是的，总有♬但那不是我们不，先生。 ♪♪ Get all the luck ♪♪ Oh, yes, they do ♪♪ But that's not us No, sir.
♬倒霉的笨蛋，唱吧。 ♪♪ Unlucky schmucks Sing it.
♬它真的很臭，♬它真的很烂，♬所以我们就玩我们的幸运鸭子好酷。祝你们玩得开心。 ♪♪ It really stinks ♪♪ It really sucks ♪♪ So we'll just play our lucky ducks Cool. Have fun with that.
我们该走了吗? Should we get going?
♬一些幸运的鸭子得到所有的好运♬你说完了你该说的，现在听着♬对我来说，你的生活似乎还好♬你觉得这很糟糕吗?试着当个九岁的♬有一天，事情变得很疯狂 ♪♪ Some lucky ducks get all the luck ♪♪ You've said your piece, now listen up ♪♪ To me, your life, it seems just fine ♪♪ You think that's bad? Try being nine ♪♪ The other day, things got real crazy
♬学校里有个女孩叫我宝贝什么? ♪♪ A girl at school called me a baby What?
是的。 Yeah.
♬♬即使我很小，我可以肯定地告诉你♬我就是那个♬那就解决了这该死的谋杀♬我知道你们都认为费舍奥德是那个♬是谁干的 ♪♪ Even though I'm small, well, I can tell you for sure ♪♪ I'm gonna be the one ♪♪ That solves this frickin' murder ♪♪ I know you all think Fischoeder's the one ♪♪ Who did it
♬♬但是我会找到证据让他无罪的♬我只是个孩子♬太拖车了这就是他们说的♬要有个老板♬现在走吧♬谁给你的钱少 ♪♪ But I will find the evidence to get him acquitted ♪♪ I'm just a kid ♪♪ It's such a drag ♪♪ That's what they say ♪♪ To have a boss ♪♪ Now run along ♪♪ Who pays you bad
♬♬现在去玩♬然后把你撞了♬♬一些幸运的鸭子♬真的很臭♬把所有的运气都拿到♬它真的很烂♬直到我展示♬所以我们就玩♬他们什么是什么♬我们的幸运的鸭子 ♪♪ Now go and play ♪♪ Then bumps you off ♪♪ Some lucky ducks ♪♪ It really stinks ♪♪ Get all the luck ♪♪ It really sucks ♪♪ Until I show ♪♪ So we'll just play ♪♪ Them what is what ♪♪ Our lucky ducks
♬我要让他们看到♬我能做的一切♬要让他们看到我比你勇敢得多♬认为我是，尽管我很小♬无论如何，我要让你看到♬所有的一切 ♪♪ I'm gonna show them ♪♪ All what I can do ♪♪ Gonna show 'em I'm much braver than what you ♪♪ Think that I am, even though I'm small ♪♪ No matter whatever, gonna show you all ♪♪
来吧。我们不需要他们的帮助。 Come on. We don't need their help.
祝你今天愉快。 Have a nice day.
瞧，他们不是警察。 See, they're not cops.
警察不会那样跳舞的。 Cops don't dance around like that.
他们这样跳舞。 They dance like this.
更像Carni-crapolis。 More like Carni-crapolis.
我喜欢它。 I liked it.
我想我下次生日派对会在那里举行。 I think I'm gonna have my next birthday party there.
哦,好主意。 Oh, good idea.
对，主题应该是"心怀不满" Yeah, the theme's gonna be "disgruntled."
这很好。 That's nice.
嗯…是我多疑了吗，还是那个可怕的大嘉年华跟着我们? Um... Am I being paranoid, or is that big scary carnie following us?
也许他只是想起来他忘了杀我们。 Maybe he just remembered that he forgot to murder us.
哦,上帝。快,这里 Oh, God. Quick, this way.
死胡同。 Dead end.
这比分叉更糟糕。 That's worse than split ends.
蒂娜，你为什么让我走这边? Uh, Tina, why'd you say go this way?
我没有。 I didn't.
哦,对不起。我不是故意要吓你的。 Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to scare you.
不，不，当然不是。 No, no, of course not.
跟着孩子们进小巷。 Just following kids into alleys.
每个人都喜欢。 Everybody loves that.
有什么需要我们帮忙的吗? Is there something we can do for you?
你是问谁想杀棉花糖丹吗? You were asking who wanted to kill Cotton Candy Dan?
不，我是说，以前。 No, I mean, before.
但现在不是了。我们继续前行。 But not anymore. We've moved on.
我有事要告诉你。 I got something to tell you.
我刚才不想说的。 I didn't wanna say it back there.
他们不想听我要说的话。 They don't wanna hear what I gotta say.
我们听。 We're listening.
但也许没有眼神交流。 But maybe not making eye contact.
那晚我也在场，你知道吗? I was there that night, you know?
最后一晚有人看到丹。 The last night anyone saw Dan.
你是吗?是的。 You were? Yeah.
我们在码头上玩幸运鸭。 We were playing lucky ducky on the wharf.
当然，丹和费舍奥德先生大吵了一架。 And sure, Dan and Mr. Fischoeder got into a big fight.
费舍奥德先生开始朝丹的头扔鸭子。 Mr. Fischoeder started throwing ducks at Dan's head.
他一直喊"快闪"让我很困惑。 He kept yelling "duck," and it was confusing.
我看得出来。 I can see that.
总之，比赛结束后，我回去了，因为我忘了带压力球。 Anyway, after the game, I went back 'cause I forgot my stress ball.
只有丹，费舍奥德先生和费舍奥德，他们在互相大吼大叫，他们都在扔鸭子。 And it's just Dan, Mr. Fischoeder, and Felix Fischoeder, and they're yelling at each other, and they're all throwing ducks.
等。菲利克斯也在比赛现场? Wait. Felix was at the game?
不。他不是。 No. He wasn't.
费舍奥德先生不让他扮演幸运小鸭因为菲力克斯给了所有小鸭不同的声音和个性这让它花了很长时间。 Mr. Fischoeder doesn't let him play lucky ducky because Felix gives all the duckies different voices and personalities and it makes it take a while.
所以他那天晚上出现才奇怪。 That's why it was weird that he showed up that night.
但后面没人想听到也许费舍奥德先生不是凶手。 But nobody back there wants to hear that maybe Mr. Fischoeder didn't do it.
哦,我的上帝。当然 Oh, my God. Of course.
Felix Fischoeder。费利克斯。 Felix Fischoeder. It's so Felix.
他能接触到费舍奥德先生的枪。 He has access to Mr. Fischoeder's gun.
他和费舍奥德先生还有棉花糖丹都在打架。 He was fighting with both Mr. Fischoeder and Cotton Candy Dan.
最重要的是，他有作案动机。 And most importantly, he has a motive.
他有陷害他弟弟的动机。 He has a motive to frame his brother.
因为费舍奥德先生不喜欢他那幸运鸭子般的嗓音而生气吗? Because he's mad Mr. Fischoeder doesn't like his lucky ducky voices?
不，因为我敢打赌费舍奥德先生进了监狱，费里斯就能拿到钱。 No, because I bet you if Mr. Fischoeder goes to jail, Felix gets his money.
我们得去报警。 We gotta go to the cops.
哦。介意我不去找警察吗? Oh. Uh, mind if I don't go to the cops?
我得去取干洗的衣服，因为它现在干了。 I have to pick up my dry cleaning, because it's dry now.
是的,没有问题。好吧。 Yeah, no problem. Okay.
快走，快走，快走。 Let's go, let's go, let's go.
谢谢你，恐怖嘉年华。爱你。再见。 Thank you, scary carnie. Love you. Bye.
再见。 Bye.
嗯，一切都很完美。 Well, everything fits perfectly.
这是什么? What's this for?
橄榄酒吧。什么? Olive bar. What?
我以为你可以进口橄榄，它们可以运到那里。 I thought you could have imported olives, and they could go there.
哦。我不确定…当你在等汉堡的时候，你可以吃一个进口橄榄。 Oh. I'm not sure... While you wait for a burger, you help yourself to an imported olive.
好吧。 Okay.
我在来的路上买的。你可以以后再付钱给我。 I got these on my way over. You can pay me later.
嗯，移动鲍勃汉堡移动比鲍勃汉堡餐厅稍微高级一点。 Mm. Mobile Bob Burger Mobile is a little fancier than restaurant Bob Burgers.
你会习惯的。 You'll get used to it.
琳达在哪儿?我觉得她错过了我们一起摆车的乐趣。 Where's Linda? I feel like she's missing all the fun of us setting up this cart together.
哈! Ta-da!
发生什么事情了?我明白了。 What's happening? I get it.
这个人没有任何问题。 No questions from this guy.
我是市场部的。 I'm the marketing department.
我拿了吉恩的汉堡服，把裆部稍微拉开一点，嘭。 I took Gene's burger suit, let out the crotch a little bit, and bam.
我来推销产品，你来推车。 I'll push the product, while you push the cart.
但比基尼。这是夏天。 But the bikini. It's summer.
宝贝，性就是卖点。是的,鲍勃。 And sex sells, baby. Yeah, Bob.
那是性吗?上面印着比基尼的汉堡? Is that sex? A burger with a bikini on it?
——哦,是的。——嗯。 - Uh, yeah. - Mm-hmm.
好吧，我们开始吧。 Okay, let's do it.
耶。好吧。 Yay. All right.
我梦想。哦。不，别告诉我们。 I dreamt this. Oh. No, don't tell us.
不，挺好的。 No, it was nice.
琳达不在里面。就是个穿比基尼的汉堡。 Linda wasn't in it. It was just a burger in a bikini.
对，还是不要告诉我们。 Yeah, still don't tell us.
我现在很开心。我们去拯救你的餐厅吧! I'm so happy right now. Let's go save your restaurant!
黄宗泽警官。 Sergeant Bosco.
我的天，你吓到我了。对不起。对不起。 Holy smokes, you scared me. Sorry. Sorry.
别偷偷接近警察。 Don't sneak up on a cop.
这是我们的工作。我们偷偷接近你。 That's our job. We sneak up on you.
你为什么在这里? Why are you here?
我们去了警察局，我猜是你住的地方。 We went to the police station, where you live, I assume.
但凶案组没人愿意跟我们谈。 But nobody from Homicide would talk to us.
然后我们去抢劫部找你，但他们说你在监视。 So, then we went to look for you in Robbery, but they said you were on a stakeout.
他们告诉你我在哪里了吗? And they told you where I was?
他们说你在一个危险的飞车党总部，我们说"独眼蛇" They said you were at a dangerous biker gang headquarters, and we said, "The One Eyed Snakes"?
他们说:“是的。” And they said, "Yeah,"
我们说，“哦，我们认识这些人。” and we said, "Oh, we know those guys."
他们说:“什么?” And they were like, "What?"
我们说，“是啊，他们真的很好。” And we were like, "Yeah, they're really nice."
趴下，趴下。 Get down, get down.
-你下来。——基因。 - You get down. - Gene.
对不起。我们也在下降。 Sorry. We are also getting down.
我们在找什么? What are we looking for?
车手。 Bikers.
正确的。但是,做什么? Right. But, doing what?
我们得到线报说他们偷了一堆卡拉ok机，我在看他们会不会转移货物。 We got a tip that they stole a bunch of karaoke machines, and I'm watching to see if they try and move the goods.
这看起来不像是他们的犯罪方式。 That doesn't seem like their kind of crime.
♬来吧，摇一摇你的身体宝贝，跳康加舞你知道你再也控制不了自己了♬走吧 ♪♪ Come on, shake your body ♪♪ Baby, do the conga ♪♪ You know you can't control yourself any longer ♪♪
-哦,好的。——嗯。 - Oh, okay. - Mm-hmm.
总之，我们是来告诉你警方抓错人了。 Anyway, we're here to tell you that the police have the wrong guy.
费舍奥德先生没有杀棉花糖丹。 Mr. Fischoeder didn't kill Cotton Candy Dan.
他的哥哥菲利克斯(Felix)做到了。 His brother, Felix, did.
等等，你们这些孩子不应该呆在那个地方看大人们告诉你们的书吗? Wait, aren't you kids supposed to be in that place with the books and adults that tell you stuff?
成人书店?不。 Adult bookstore? No.
学校吗?是的。学校。 School? Yeah. School.
我们中的一些人认为我们现在应该在学校。是的。 Some of us think we are supposed to be in school right now. Yes.
蒂娜，那个餐厅，记得吗? Tina, the restaurant, remember?
如果费舍奥德先生进了监狱，餐厅就完蛋了。 If Mr. Fischoeder goes to jail, the restaurant goes under.
下。 Down under.
迪吉里杜管不管他们要做什么。 Where the didgeridoo whatever they're gonna do.
出去。 Get out.
从我的无标记监视车上下来。 Get out of my unmarked stakeout vehicle.
去抓蝌蚪，或者做其他小孩子做的事。 Go catch tadpoles or whatever kids do.
去抓蝌蚪吗?是的。 Go catch tadpoles? Yeah.
蝌蚪吗?是的。 Tadpoles? Yeah.
变成青蛙的东西。 The things that turn into frogs.
我们知道它们是什么。 We know what they are.
我很确定。澄清一下还不错。 I was pretty sure. Not bad to clarify.
我们城市居民。哦,我明白了。 We're city folk. Oh, I see.
-你就是抢劫。 - You're just Robbery. - Mm.
就算你想帮也帮不上。 You couldn't help even if you wanted to.
因为这是谋杀案。 Because it's a homicide.
你对那个案子一无所知，是吗? You don't know anything about that case, do you?
我知道的东西。这些我都知道。 I know stuff. I know all the stuff.
一个东西。 Name one stuff.
我知道一些报纸上没有的事。 I know something that's not in the papers.
是的,对的。我做的事。 Yeah, right. I do.
他们在尸体附近的洞里发现了一个袖扣。 They found a cufflink in the hole, near the body.
是吗?一个非常独特的袖扣。 Yeah? A very unique cufflink.
的风俗。是戴着毕业帽的香蕉。 Custom. It's a banana wearing a graduation hat.
嗯,优雅。游乐场的人不戴袖扣。 Hmm, classy. Carnies don't wear cufflinks.
真实的。许多背心。 True. Lotta tank tops.
我知道游乐场的人不戴袖扣。 I know carnies don't wear cufflinks.
他们搜查了费舍奥德的家，但还没找到另一个。 They searched Fischoeder's house, but they haven't found the other one.
嗯。是的。 Huh. Yeah.
但我打赌他们没搜菲力克斯的。 But I bet they didn't search Felix's.
我们得去费里斯家找那个袖扣。 We need to go to Felix's place and look for that cufflink.
走,走,走。 Go, go, go.
讨厌它。可怕的计划。不喜欢它。 Hate it. Terrible plan. Don't like it.
哦,很好。看来你要把烦人的谈话带到别的地方去了。再见。 Oh, good. Looks like you're taking your annoying conversation somewhere else. Bye.
博斯克警官，你知道你把车灯留在车顶上了。 Sergeant Bosco, you know you left the light on the top of your car.
嗯?什么?哦,该死的。的儿子……啊。好吧。至少没人看见。 Huh? What? Oh, damn it. Son of a... Argh. Okay. At least no one saw.
他们不知道我在这里。 They don't know I'm here.
离开。离开。嘘。嘘。 Get away. Get away. Shoo. Shoo.
嘿,孩子。嘿,露易丝。 Hey, kids. Hey, Louise.
嘿,生物。你打扰到那个好心的警察了吗?不。 Hey, Critter. You bothering that nice policeman? No.
我不是警察。什么是你…的儿子……党抢夺。 I'm not a policeman. What are you... Son of a... Dang nab.
哦,我的坏。你只是一个普通人。我很抱歉。 Oh, my bad. You're just a regular guy. I'm sorry.
你的徽章在仪表盘上。 Your badge is on the dashboard.
他们能看到吗? Can they see that?
你的咖啡上写着"博斯科中士" And your coffee says "Sergeant Bosco" on it.
好了，走开。 All right, get away.
新鲜的热汉堡。性感的汉堡。 Fresh hot burgers. Sexy burgers.
林。什么? Lin. What?
♬你想要吃汉堡♬♬ ♪♪ You wanna eat a burger ♪♪
她看起来像一个奇怪的妓女吗? Does she look like a weird streetwalker?
不太多。 Not too much.
汉堡怎么样?太棒了。 How's the burger? It's great.
我以前从没在外面吃过饭。 I've never eaten outside before.
——等等,什么?-嗨。 - Wait, what? - Hi.
你在卖汉堡吗?我们是来旅游的。 Are you selling burgers? We are.
我要一个芝士汉堡。 I'll take a cheeseburger.
是什么?你为什么想吃汉堡? What was it? What made you want a burger?
我饿了。 I was hungry.
然后你看到了一个…车。 And then you saw a... Cart.
还有一个人打扮成…她和我们不在一起。嘘,嘘。 And a person dressed as a... She's not with us. Shoo, shoo.
哦,鲍勃。 Oh, Bob.
新鲜的热汉堡。性感的汉堡。新鲜的热…鲍勃,这是雨果。 Fresh hot burgers. Sexy burgers. Fresh hot... Bob, it's Hugo.
卫生检查员雨果? Hugo the health inspector?
哦,上帝。他们知道我们没有许可证。 Oh, God. They know we don't have a license to do this.
你是想让我听到吗? Um, did you mean for me to hear that?
嘘!蹲下来。 Shh! Crouch down.
好吧，但我觉得有点奇怪。 Okay, but I feel a little weird about it.
这只是个巧合，仅此而已。 It's just quite a coincidence, that's all.
我开始用润唇膏，然后突然间，你也开始用润唇膏了? I start using chapstick, and then, all of a sudden, you start using chapstick?
你为什么就不能受宠若惊呢? Why can't you just be flattered?
好吧，用吧。哦,感谢上帝。 Oh, fine, use it. Oh, thank God.
他们会看到我们的。 They're gonna see us.
我们躲在神奇码头吧。泰迪,让我们移动。 Let's hide in Wonder Wharf. Teddy, let's move.
我还在吃我的汉堡。 I'm still eating my burger.
我也要去吗? Do I go, too?
是的,保持在低位。 Yes, stay low.
你来吗，罗恩? Are you coming, Ron?
抱歉，我在涂唇膏。 Sorry, putting on my chapstick.
嗯。 Hmm.
嗯? Hmm?
嗯。 Hmm.
树屋。走了。 Treehouse. Go.
嗯。嗯。 Hmm. Hmm.
天堂吗?听起来像天堂。 Heaven? Sounds like heaven.
我想她是在说我们是第一。 I think she's saying we're number one.
但我们“不全在那里，在楼上”。 But we're "not all there, upstairs."
哦,我的上帝。我是说我们上楼去听菲利克斯的声音，看看他在不在里面。 Oh, my God. I'm saying let's go up the ladder and listen for Felix, and see if he's in there.
-这就说得通了——嗯。 - Oh, that makes more sense. - Mm-hmm.
Felix Fischoeder吗? Felix Fischoeder?
你订的树屋热水浴缸到了。 That treehouse hot tub you ordered is here.
他不在家。 Okay, he's not home.
哦,上帝。 Oh, God.
各位，我们在找香蕉袖扣。 People, we are looking for a banana cufflink.
受过教育的香蕉袖扣。 An educated banana cufflink.
还有，我们可能在杀人犯的家里，仅供参考。 Also, we might be in a murderer's house, just an FYI.
是的,没错。如果他回来了，你就跟他打。 Yep, yep. If he comes home, you fight him.
嗯… Uh...
哦。哦。 Oh. Ooh.
好吧，我们现在要回去吗? Okay, uh, do we go back out now?
看看海岸边是否安全? See if the coast is clear?
还是留在这里?卖给这些人一些汉堡? Or do we stay here? Sell these folks some burgers?
嗯,我的意思是……什么?让他们把我们的食物吐在游乐设施上。 Um, I mean... What? Let them throw up our food on the rides.
嘿,你看。 Hey, look.
鲍勃·伯格斯得到了一条线。 Bob Burgers is getting a little bit of a line.
不。我们不是鲍勃·汉堡。 No. We are not Bob Burgers.
我们现在在这里工作。 We work here now.
在码头。 At the wharf.
我是说，我们没有。 I mean, we don't.
但是，我想我们可以多待一会儿。 But, I guess we could stay for a little bit.
而且，我们从来都不是鲍勃·伯格。 Also, we were never Bob Burgers.
你好,女士。先生。 Hello, ma'am. Sir.
在那里，你可以点菜单前面前三分之一的任何食物，也可以点菜单后面中间部分左边的任何食物。 You can order anything from the top-third of the front of the menu there, and anything from the left side of the middle section on the back of the menu.
在你等待的时候，欢迎你品尝进口橄榄。 And you are welcome to an imported olive while you wait.
你用完后能把牙签还给我吗? Can I get the toothpick back when you're done?
鲍勃用奇怪的眼神看着我。 Bob's looking at me funny.
不要紧。那是你的。 Never mind. That is yours to keep.
我想它不在这里。 I don't think it's here.
我们到处都找遍了。 We looked everywhere.
它绝对不是在这件柔软的羊绒毛衣里我只是在不停地摩擦。 It's definitely not in this soft, soft cashmere sweater that I'm just rubbing and rubbing.
或者是吗?更好的继续找。 Or is it? Better keep looking.
是的，我刚到家。 Yeah, I just got home.
废话,他的家。快,躲起来。 Crap, he's home. Quick, hide.
你在家吗? Are you at your house?
我们都做得很糟糕。 We all did a terrible job.
吉恩，你就靠墙站着。 Gene, you're just standing against the wall.
他最不会怀疑的地方。 Where he'd least suspect.
废话。大家都到壁橱里去。 Crap. Everybody into the closet.
我正要上楼。 I'm just going upstairs.
我去柜子里拿点东西。 Gonna get some stuff out of the closet.
废话。每个人都出去了。 Crap. Everybody out.
那里怎么样? What about there?
是的,很快。走,走,走。 Yes, quick. Go, go, go.
这是可爱的。 This is lovely.
嘘!好吧。 Shh! All right.
别看，别看，别看，别看。 Don't look, don't look, don't look, don't look.
-好了，现在看。——没有。 - Okay, now look. - No.
范妮。时装表演。不。 Fanny. Fashion show. No.
是的。看。不,我困了。 Yes. Look. No, I'm sleepy.
那是屁股吗?我以为她在监狱里。 Is that Fanny? I thought she was in jail.
我猜她出来了，他们在努力解决问题。 I guess she's out, and they're trying to make it work.
我是说，我们之间产生了化学反应。 I mean, the chemistry's there.
范妮，范妮，范妮，范妮。 Fanny, Fanny, Fanny, Fanny, Fanny.
这是我的旅行装备。看。 This is my travel outfit. Look.
你会喜欢的。看,看。嗯。 You'll love it. Look, look. Uh-uh.
来吧。 Come on.
逃离这个国家是一生难得的事。 Fleeing the country is a once in a lifetime thing.
我们应该看起来做得很好。 We deserve to look good doing it.
我不想逃离这个国家。太远了。 I don't wanna flee the country. It's too far.
哦，等等，这很可爱。 Oh, wait, that's cute.
耶。好吧。你要穿什么? Yay. Okay. What are you gonna wear?
一顶看起来像短裤的帽子，还有一顶看起来像帽子的短裤。 A hat that looks like shorts, and shorts that look like a hat.
好吧。它的工作原理。相信我。 Okay. It works. Trust me.
我们是该边谈边收拾行李还是…再见。好吧。 Should we talk and pack or... Bye. Okay.
好吧，我们在那见。 All right, I'll meet you at the place.
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ ♪♪ Fleeing the country, fleeing the country ♪♪ Fleeing the country ♪♪
费里斯和范妮陷害了费舍奥德，现在他们要逃离这个该死的国家。 Felix and Fanny framed Fischoeder, and now they're fleeing the freaking country.
我真不敢相信。 I can't believe it.
这里有点闷。 Mm, little stuffy in here.
这些家伙。 Opening these guys.
我想我们可以从这里爬下来。 I think we can climb down from here.
蒂娜，你先说。 Tina, you go first.
什么?哦,上帝。 What? Oh, God.
放脏盘子的地方真奇怪。 Weird place to put your dirty dishes.
我是说，他是个杀人犯。也许吧。 I mean, he is a murderer. Maybe.
是啊，凶手可能会把盘子扔得到处都是。 Yeah, murderers probably leave their dishes all over the place.
吉恩，试试那扇门。 Gene, try that door.
吉恩，你做了什么? Gene, what did you do?
我不知道。 I don't know.
这对我以后生孩子有帮助。 This is gonna help me with childbirth later in life.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
好吧，我有几个关于这个移动阳台的问题。 Okay, I have some questions about this moving balcony.
我想这就是他吃饭和送菜的方式。 I think it's how he gets his meals and sends back his dishes.
哦，那我喜欢。 Oh, then I love it.
行李箱，行李箱，你会飞起来的。 Suitcase, suitcase, you're gonna fly.
哦,我的上帝。他会看到我们的。 Oh, my God. He's gonna see us.
我忘了什么?有我的薄荷糖。 What am I forgetting? Have my mints.
打包我的睡裤。 Packed my sleeping shorts.
啊,我很好。 Ah, I'm good.
我的湿巾。 My wet wipes.
我到那儿后可以雇个刮水器。 Ah, I can hire a wet wiper when I get there.
哦,感谢上帝。 Oh, thank God.
但他会逃走的。我们得跟着他。 But he's gonna get away. We gotta follow him.
不。听起来不对。 Nope. Doesn't sound right.
吉恩，支持我。 Gene, back me up on this.
你可以雇个雨刷吗? You can hire a wet wiper?
我很好。 I'm okay.
好吧。我们跟着他，知道他的计划后就报警。 All right. We'll follow him, and call the police when we see what his plan is.
我想要一个可移动的阳台。 I want a moving dish balcony.
给你。完全正常的神奇码头汉堡。 Here you go. Totally normal Wonder Wharf burger.
我们卖了很多食物。 We've sold a lot of food.
泰迪，这车太完美了。 Teddy, this cart is perfect.
虽然不完美，但很好。 I mean, not perfect, but it's great.
没什么大不了的。只是帮个朋友。 No big deal. Just helping out a friend.
但是，也许我们应该换个地方。 But, maybe we should move around a little bit.
这样我们就不会被抓了。 So we don't get caught doing this.
我们不会被抓住的。鲍勃，我们很合得来。 We're not gonna get caught. Bob, we fit right in.
一个家庭刚刚和我合影了。 A family just took a picture with me.
不，我看到了。 No, I saw that.
当你突然出现在他们的照片上时，一家人都很惊讶。 A family was surprised when you jumped in their picture.
一个幸运的家庭。 A lucky family.
拜托，我们能搬到安全的地方吗? Please, can we move to be safe?
哦,很好。-我们开始吧。 - Oh, fine. - Let's do it.
我们要搬家了，各位。 We're moving locations, people.
林,嘘。哦,鲍勃。放松。 Lin, shh. Oh, Bob. Relax.
一切顺利, Everything's going great.
那是什么?支持它。支持它。 What was that? Back it up. Back it up.
这是一些棉花糖，一幅画，一根蜡烛……这是棉花糖丹的小神龛。 It's some cotton candy, and a picture, and a candle... It's a little shrine for Cotton Candy Dan.
哦,不。嗯,很好。 Oh, no. Uh, it's fine.
我要在这里把它们重新组装起来。 I'm gonna put it all back together over here.
好了,这就是坏了。哦。哦。 Okay, that's broken. Oh. Oops.
这是站不住脚的。 That's not gonna stand up.
没关系。没有人看见,对吗? It's all right. Nobody saw, right?
-什么…——哦,男孩。 - What the... - Oh, boy.
哦。 Uh-oh.
哦,废话。你在开玩笑吧? Oh, crap. Are you kidding me?
那它为什么会那样躺在地上呢? Well, why was it on the ground like that?
因为那是他的地盘。 'Cause that was his spot.
好吧,是的。这是一个很好的理由。 Okay, yeah. That's a good reason.
我们在纪念仪式上花了很多心血。有点。 We worked really hard on that memorial. Kinda.
还有，你是谁? Also, who are you?
没有人。 Nobody.
那家伙是在捡铅管吗? Is that guy picking up a lead pipe?
哦，是热狗。不动。 Oh, it's a hotdog. Still.
我们也许应该离开公园。 We should maybe leave the park.
我们到不了出口。我们得穿过他。 We can't get to the exit. We'd have to get through him.
哦,我的上帝。好吧，新主意。 Oh, my God. Okay, uh, new idea.
琳达，泰迪，我们快跑吧。 Linda, Teddy, let's, uh, just run.
是的。是的。我们在跑。 Yep. Yep. We're running.
原谅我。Whoopsie。Pa-pa-pap-pap-pap。 Excuse me. Whoopsie. Pa-pa-pap-pap-pap.
菲利克斯如果想逃离这个国家为什么要去奇幻码头? Why is Felix going into Wonder Wharf if he wants to flee the country?
神奇码头在国际水域吗? Is Wonder Wharf in international waters?
也许他想快点赢条金鱼。 Maybe he wants to win a goldfish real quick.
码头上不准骑自行车。 No bikes on the pier.
是的，不，我们知道。 Yeah, no, we know.
我们现在是朋友了，所以没关系，对吧?是的,谢谢你。 We're friends now though, so, it's okay, right? Yeah, thank you.
我知道费里斯是个杀人犯，但他和范妮要一起逃离这个国家也挺好的。 I know that Felix is a murderer, but it's kinda sweet that he and Fanny are gonna flee the country together.
这是一个真正的他逃她逃的情况。 It's a real he-fled, she-fled situation.
什么?蒂娜，把头伸出来。 What? Tina, get your head outta your boobs.
正确的。正确的。 Right. Right.
嗨,蒂娜…你不是真的在想费里斯和范妮吧? Hey, Tina... you're not really thinking about Felix and Fanny, are you?
小梦幻吉米，你在这里做什么? Fantasy Jimmy Jr., what are you doing here?
你在想我。你在想这个。 You're thinking about me. You're thinking about this.
嘣，嘣，嘣，嘣，嘣，嘣，嘣。 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
神圣的废物。 Holy crap.
唷!我没时间跟你耗。 Phew! I don't have time for this.
但你想问我的那个问题。 But that question you wanna ask me.
你不担心我会拒绝你。 You're not nervous that I'll say no.
你担心我会答应。 You're nervous that I'll say yes.
而真实的我永远不会像幻想中的我那么好。 And that real me is just never gonna be as good as fantasy me.
该死，小吉米，现在不行。 Dang it, Jimmy Jr., not now.
——哦,对不起。-我很好。 - Oh, sorry. - I'm okay.
蒂娜,焦点。 Tina, focus.
是的。来了。我在这里。 Yep. Coming. Here I am.
我们跟丢了。太好了。 Ugh, we lost him. Great.
bandshell。 There's the bandshell.
再见，谢利。我们要摇滚起来了。 See ya soon, Shelly. We're gonna rock so hard.
尽管有些机器人可能会说，但我还是信心十足。 Lot of confidence here, despite what some robots may say.
什么?什么都没有。 What? Nothing.
看，高尔夫球车。 Look, the golf cart.
他还像个真正的罪犯一样把车停在了游乐园门口。 And he's parked in front of the funhouse like a true criminal.
他在里面做什么? Well, what's he doing in there?
♬♬一群可爱的水手排成一排跳舞 ♪♪ A lovely bunch of sailors dancing in a row ♪♪
我知道我看起来不错。 I knew I looked good.
下来。 Get down.
哔哔,ba-boop ba-beep。谢谢你！ Beep-beep, ba-boop, ba-beep. Thank you.
快点,快点,快点。 Hurry, hurry, hurry.
和…哦。停。 And... Oh. Parked.
无意义的事呢?啊。 The Molehill? Ugh.
我喜欢鼹鼠山。 I like the Molehill.
这是他们推荐给祖父母和有心脏问题的人的旅程。 It's the ride they recommend for grandparents and people with heart problems.
我和爸爸一起去。 I go on it with Dad.
哟。 Whee.
里面发生了什么? What's happening in there?
可能是鼹鼠干掉了他。来吧。 Moles got him, probably. Come on.
愚蠢的支架。等待了。 Stupid kickstand. Wait up.
我什么都没听到。 I don't hear anything.
上面写着“禁止进入”，所以我…你要进去了。 Well, it says "do not enter," so I... Oh, you're going in.
什么……他到底去哪儿了? What the... Where the hell did he go?
哦,按钮。 Ooh, buttons.
你知道我喜欢拿这些做什么吗? You know what I like to do with these?
基因,不。天啊，幸好你没按那个键。 Gene, no. Jeez, good thing you didn't push that one.
你好,情人。-不不不不不 - Mm! Hello, lover. - No, no, no, no, no.
哇。 Wow.
我想我们甩掉他们了。我想我们没事了。 I think we lost them. I think we're good.
哎呀，你搞砸了一个纪念堂。 Sheesh, you knock over one memorial.
这是他们为被谋杀的朋友做的好东西。 Well, it was a nice thing that they made for their friend who was murdered.
我们假装在这里工作，我猜是在拿他们的钱。 And we were pretending that we work here, and I guess, taking money from them.
我看起来像个巨大的汉堡，也许他们饿了。 And I look like a giant burger, and you know, maybe they're hungry.
-他们在那儿。-看在上帝的份上 - There they are. - Oh, for Pete's sake.
走，走，走，走，走。 Go, go, go, go, go.
——是的。——嗯。啊哈。 - Yep. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
我有个主意。你们在街角左转。 I have an idea. You guys go left at the corner.
我坐上马车，一直往前走。 I'll take the cart and go straight ahead.
-他们会跟着车走。-我觉得这行不通。好主意,泰迪。谢谢你！ - They'll follow the cart. - I don't think that's gonna work. Good idea, Teddy. Thank you.
替我照顾琳达。 Take care of Linda for me.
在这里转弯，在这里转弯。 Turn here, turn here.
嗯…好吧。 Uh... All right.
哦，对不起，对不起，对不起。 Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
我们应该去追那些家伙吗? Should we chase those guys?
是的。快，快，快。 Yeah. Come on, come on, come on.
没有工作。 Didn't work.
这是什么地方? What is this place?
我们穿越时空了吗? Did we go through a time warp?
我打赌我们实现了量子飞跃。 I bet we quantum leapt.
费利克斯去哪儿了? Where did Felix go?
还有，如果他想杀…孩子吗? Also, how do we get outta here if he tries to kill... Children?
你在这里做什么?你听见我去尿尿了吗? Ew, what are you doing here? Did you hear me go pee-pee?
——嗯…——孩子? - Uh... - Children? Ew.
Fischoeder先生。 Mr. Fischoeder.
你在我们的秘密俱乐部里做什么? What are you doing in our secret clubhouse?
你在你的秘密俱乐部里做什么? What are you doing in your secret clubhouse?
我以为你在监狱里。 I thought you were in jail.
我发了保释。监狱保释。 I posted bail. Jail bail.
是的,必须。那些床对我的背不好。 Yep, had to. Those beds were bad for my back.
你怎么进来的? How'd you get in here?
你当时在按按钮，对吧? You were running around up there pressing buttons, weren't you?
当然，我们是。他们的按钮。 Of course, we were. They're buttons.
你按了"痛痒"按钮? You pressed the ouchies button?
你不担心疼痛吗? Weren't you worried about ouchies?
嗯。好吧，你可以走了。再见。 Eh. Okay, well, you can leave now. Bye.
卡尔文和我有些生意上的事要做。 Calvin and I have some business things to do.
你的脸又诡异了。 Mm. You have creepy face again.
这就是为什么我认为你应该留胡子。 This is why I think you should grow a beard.
你知道我不能! You know I can't!
抱歉，能让我们单独谈谈吗?我们只需要拥抱。 Sorry, can you give us a sec? We just need to hug.
我们彼此相爱。恶心。 We love each other. Gross.
伙计们，我们得告诉费舍奥德先生是他哥哥陷害了他，然后在费里斯对他做坏事之前把他弄出去。 Guys, we gotta tell Mr. Fischoeder that his brother framed him, and then get him out of here before Felix does something bad to him.
这个感觉不错。 This feels nice.
是啊，我们应该经常这样。 Yeah, we should do this more often.
好吧，但要拯救餐厅，记得吗? Okay, yeah, but save the restaurant, remember?
伟大的拥抱。费舍奥德先生，我们能过来谈谈吗? Great hug. Now, Mr. Fischoeder, can we talk to you over here?
我不拥抱。 I don't hug.
-哦，这是什么?——基因! - Ooh, what's this thing? - Gene!
哦，是的，我可爱的旧风琴。 Oh, yes, my sweet old organ.
你的香肠吗? Your wiener?
这就是管弦乐队。 That is the Orchestramarama.
我爱。 I love that.
有趣。我可以…它是有趣的。 Interesting. Can I, uh... It is interesting.
这里曾经是老公园的一部分。 This used to be part of the old park.
这个地方就是Orchestramaramatorium。 This place was the Orchestramaramatorium.
那是我们水下航行的发射点，波塞冬的海cret，拼写是S-E-A，我刚刚才知道。 And it was the launch point for our underwater ride, Poseidon's Sea-cret, spelled S-E-A, which I'm just now getting.
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
当我们的父亲买下码头时，他在老公园顶上建了一个神奇码头，他把这个房间藏了起来。 You see, when our father bought the pier, he built Wonder Wharf on top of the old park, and he hid this room away.
把它封在鼹鼠山下面了。 Sealed it up under the Molehill.
和ha-cha。 And ha-cha.
——哦。——哇。 - Ooh. - Whoa.
嗯，海怪赢了。 Mm, the sea monsters win.
那些看起来像海豚。 Those look like dolphins.
那时候海豚被认为是怪物。 Well, dolphins were considered monsters back then.
- Fischoeder先生…——小问题。 - Mr. Fischoeder... - Quick question.
是的，孩子鲍勃。 Yes, boy Bob child.
我们的乐队今年夏天在神奇码头的贝壳乐队上做头条时能借这个吗? Could our band borrow this when we headline at the Wonder Wharf bandshell this summer?
我想它很容易移动。 I assume it's easy to move.
接下来的问题，你不觉得既然我们借了这个，我们应该在今年夏天的舞会上成为头条吗? Follow-up question, don't you think that now that we're borrowing this, we should headline at the bandshell this summer?
哈!你在做梦。 Ha! You're dreaming.
约翰尼·爵士·汉兹是主角。 Johnny Jazz Hands is the headliner.
吉恩，别分心了。 Gene, stop getting distracted.
想看看我们在秘密码头下开的50年代的秘密迷你车吗? Ooh, wanna see our secret mini-cars from the '50s that we drive in our secret under-pier?
——是的。-不，我们没有。 - Yes. - No, we don't.
哦,太好了。 Oh, goody.
好的，这是这里。 Okay, so this is here.
非常适合在桥墩下储存。 Excellent for storage under piers.
旧零件在那边。 Old ride parts over there.
旋转木马的马! Carousel horses!
嘘，我要去巡演了。 Shh, I'm doing this tour.
那边有旋转木马。 Carousel horses over there.
我们随时都能吃到冰淇淋。 We can get ice cream any time we want.
你好。再见。 Hello. Bye.
填充动物仓库。 The stuffed animal storage unit.
当你需要依偎的时候。 For when you need a little snuggle.
这里没有我想的那么多。 Hmm, not as many in here as I would have thought.
也许你是对的，菲力克斯。也许他们真的活过来了。 Maybe you're right, Felix. Maybe they do come to life.
我告诉你。 I told you.
这是我们的日托中心兼酒吧。 This was our daycare center-slash-bar.
不得不把它关了。 Had to close it.
是的，孩子们喝不了酒。 Yep, kids couldn't handle their liquor.
好吧，既然我们已经摆脱了这个问题…费里斯，你衣服背后的污渍是吗? Okay, now that we got that out of our system... Uh, Felix, is that a stain on the back of your outfit?
哦,上帝,不。 Oh, God, no.
费舍奥德先生，我们得告诉你一件事。 Mr. Fischoeder, we have to tell you something.
费利克斯。 It's about Felix.
我们认为他…格罗弗，很高兴你能加入我们。 We think that he's... Ah, Grover, nice of you to join us.
当你从滑梯上滑下来的时候，你能不尴尬吗? Will you ever not be awkward when you come down that slide?
有一天。哈。 Someday. Heh.
我觉得我越来越在行了。 I feel like I'm getting better at it.
不。-不，你不是。 - Mm, no. - No, you're not.
-嗯，交响乐团时间。——嗯。 - Mm, Orchestramarama time. - Mm-hmm.
哦!的孩子。 Oh! Kids.
你在这里有孩子真是太好了。 It's so great you have kids here.
你好,孩子们。天坑的孩子。 Hi, kids. Sinkhole kids.
嘿，律师，你有时间给我点法律建议吗? Hey, uh, lawyer guy, you got a second for some quick legal advice?
哦。相信你做的事。 Oh. Sure you do.
我们只是想聊聊我卷入的一场官司。 We're just gonna chat about a lawsuit I'm in.
蒂娜，你想跟费里斯谈谈吗?不，我没有。 Tina, you wanted to talk to Felix about something? Mm-mm, no, I didn't.
不不不，你应该现在就和他谈谈。 No, no, no, no, you should talk to him now.
真的吗?因为我不想那样做。 Really? 'Cause I'd love to not do that.
蒂娜，跟菲利克斯谈谈。你会没事的。 Tina, talk to Felix. You'll be fine.
哦，好像你是一种享受似的。 Oh, like you're such a treat.
对不起,对不起。 Sorry, sorry.
我给你我的名片，你可以…费利克斯杀了棉花糖丹。 Look, why don't I give you my card and you can... Felix killed Cotton Candy Dan.
他在陷害他哥哥。 He's framing his brother.
什么? What?
不。不。 No. No.
是的。我们无意中听到他打算离开这个国家。 Yes. We overheard him planning to leave the country.
这是对的。 Well, that part's true.
他们都打算离开这个国家。 They're both planning to leave the country.
这就是他们来这里的原因。我就是为此而来的。 That's why they're here. That's why I'm here.
他们让我把书录下来给他们。 They made me bring them books on tape.
它们大多是在磁带上涂色的书。 They're mostly coloring books on tape.
我都不知道这是怎么回事。 I don't even know how that works.
这到底是怎么回事?他们一起逃离吗? What the hell? They're fleeing together?
这说不通啊。 That doesn't make any sense.
我陪你去好吗? Shall I accompany you?
不了,谢谢。是的,谢谢你。 No, thank you. Yes, thank you.
不了,谢谢。 No, thank you.
哦，我喜欢。你刚刚做了什么? Ooh, I like that. What did you just do?
继续这样做。 Keep doing that.
这很有趣。 Well, this is fun.
你听说了吗…你……最近从范妮? Oh, um, so, have you heard... you... from Fanny lately?
是的，我们又在一起了。 Yes, we're back together-ish.
这很好。她现在杀人少了吗? That's good. Is she less homicidal now?
是的，更少杀人。谢谢你的关心。 Yes, much less homicidal. Thanks for asking.
她是我的小甜心范妮。 She's my little Fanny Fanny boo-boo.
你真的很爱她，是吧? Aw, you really love her, huh?
比我喜欢我穿这身衣服的样子还多。 More than I love how I look in this outfit.
嗯。但是，如果你对她的感觉，你对爱情的感觉根本不匹配呢? Hmm. But, what if how you feel about her, how you feel about love doesn't ever match?
它到底是怎样的?在现实生活中? How it really is? In real life?
好吧，这已经够深了。 Well, this got deep.
如果没人能达到别人的期望怎么办? What if no one lives up to anyone's expectations?
如果我只是让一个屁股把我的心带进了死胡同呢? What if I'm just letting a butt lead my heart down a dead-end road?
天啊，那边的气氛真不错，不是吗? Boy, the energy over there seems great, doesn't it?
呃，留在学校。 Uh, stay in school.
♬啦啦啦，啦啦啦 ♪♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪♪
真讨厌。 Darn it.
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
我们来弹点爵士乐，好吗? Let's play something jazzy, shall we?
哦，是的，我喜欢爵士乐。 Oh, yes, I love jazz.
这样会噎死鱼吗? Oh, is that gonna choke a fish?
听着，我不知道费里斯是怎么回事，但你不能让他们出国。 Look, I don't know what the deal is with Felix, but you can't let them leave the country.
Fischoeder先生是无辜的。 Mr. Fischoeder's innocent.
但他说他怕自己输不了这场官司。 But he said he's afraid he can't beat the charge.
这就是他们逃到古巴的原因。他们的潜艇。 That's why they're fleeing to Cuba. In their submarine.
你们俩在那边嘀咕什么呢? What are you two hush-hushing about over there?
是的。我们也可以窃窃私语。 Yeah. We can whisper too.
看到了吗?这是有害的。 See? It's hurtful.
我们说的是你的"潜水艇" We're talking about your "submarine"
作为你的律师和堂兄，我建议你不要使用。 which as your attorney and your cousin, I advise you not to use.
这个东西有用吗? That thing works?
去的地方? And goes places?
嗯,是的。嫉妒?我们把她打扮了一番。 Uh, yeah. Jealous? We tricked her out.
我们知道我们最终会因为这样或那样的原因逃离这个国家。 We knew we'd eventually have to flee the country for one reason or another.
我们是淘气的小内利。 We're naughty little Nellies.
这个宝贝甚至可以播放书的磁带。 This baby can even play books on tape.
格罗弗，你带来了吗? Grover, you bring the stuff?
——是的。-哦,好的。 - Yes. - Oh, good.
耶。你知道，都在网上。 Yay. It's all online, you know.
如何将20世纪20年代的潜艇主题航行变成一艘几乎真实的潜艇。 How to convert a 1920s era submarine-themed ride into an almost-real submarine.
有些视频比其他的好。 Some videos are better than others.
避免Sub Dude’s，但总体来说还是很简单的。 Avoid Sub Dude's, but overall pretty simple.
大约一小时后我们就出发了。 We shove off in an hour or so.
我们只是在等涨潮。 We're just waiting for the tide.
这是潜艇上的人说的话。 That's something submarine people say.
我们中的一些人也会有最后一次陆地便便。 And some of us will also be able to have one last land poo.
我想这是另一个潜艇术语。 That's another submarine term, I think.
是的，我们会在午夜前在默特尔比奇附近的一个秘密海湾加油。 Yep, we'll be refueling in a secret cove near Myrtle Beach by midnight.
接某人分分合合的女朋友。 And picking up someone's on-again off-again girlfriend.
啊。嘘，她很棒。 Ugh. Oh, shush, she's great.
好吧，我不允许这样。 Okay, I forbid this.
你要留在这个国家，接受审判，证明你的清白，继续做我们的房东这样我们就不会失去我们的餐厅。 You are going to stay in this country, face trial, prove your innocence, and continue to be our landlord so we don't lose our restaurant.
伟大的演讲,路易丝。谢谢你！ Great speech, Louise. Thank you.
是的。不客气 Yes. You're welcome.
如果你决定留下来，我们应该谈谈你的法律策略。无聊。 If you do decide to stay, we should start talking about your legal strategy. Boring.
和你的传讯。Boring-er。 And your arraignment. Boring-er.
格罗弗，让我把这个戴在你头上，这样我们就不用听你喋喋不休了。不，不，不。 Grover, let me put this on your head, so we don't have to hear you talking, talking, talking. No, no, no, no, no.
耶，我做到了。 Yay, I did it.
我给我们的律师戴上了头盔。哦,我的上帝。 I put a helmet on our lawyer. Oh, my God.
你应该躺在沙发上。 You oughta be on an ottoman.
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
不。不喜欢。停止。别打我……好吧，没人想破案，每个人都很糟糕。 No. Don't. Stop. Don't hit my... Okay, nobody wants to solve this crime, and everyone is awful.
我们来玩那个游戏，绕着你转，直到你摔倒。 Oh, let's play that game where we spin you around till you fall over.
不，不，我不喜欢那个游戏。 No, no, I don't like that game.
一被指控谋杀就去古巴的傻有钱人的照片。 Pictures of silly rich people who just go to Cuba whenever they get charged with murder.
停止它! Stop it!
没有人会帮助我们。没有人在乎。 Nobody will help us. Nobody cares.
而真正的凶手会继续过他们的生活…嗯? And the real murderer will just keep living their life and... Huh?
什么……格罗弗? What the... Grover?
不喜欢这个。 Don't like this.
不，我不想……形状。 No, I don't want... That shape.
把这东西拿下来。 Take this thing off me.
神圣的废物。 Holy crap.
——停止它!——嘘! - Stop it! - Psst!
——蒂娜。嘘!——什么? - Tina. Psst! - What?
格罗弗。Pow-pow。 Grover. Pow-pow.
哦。 Oh.
我想明白了。 I figured it out.
你们好像对什么事很兴奋。 You guys seem very excited about something.
是我的甜果酱吗?不。 Is it my sweet jam? No.
什么? What?
你为什么那样看着我?就像我放屁吗? Why are you looking at me like that? Like I farted?
是他们在干。 They're the ones being jerky.
哦,没有理由。我忘了。 Oh, no reason. I forget.
-你拿的是什么?——什么都没有。 - What are you holding? - Nothing.
嗯,糖果。 Um, candy.
嗯。很好。 Mmm. So good.
现在你恶心。 Now you're gagging.
不。 No. Mm-mm.
让我看看。 Let me see.
他真的想要一些糖果。 He really wants some candy.
随地吐痰。 Spit it.
什么……那是牙齿吗? What the... Is that a tooth?
看起来很奇怪，而且…… It's so weird looking and...
这是最近给你的糖果。 That's, uh, candy for you these days.
看起来像是奇怪的老牙。 Looks like weird old teeth.
我明白了。你喜欢这样，是吗? I see. And you enjoy that, do you?
是啊，这很管用。 Yeah, well, it does the trick.
你居然拿鱼叉枪指着我们。 Whoa, you're pointing a spear gun at us.
是的,对的。哇。 Yeah, right. Whoa.
没有人动。 Nobody move.
他们往这边走了。它们一定很接近，对吧? They went this way. They must be close, right?
你看到他们了吗? Do you see 'em?
我什么都看不见。 I can't really see anything.
鲍勃，那些是孩子们的自行车吗? Bob, are those the kids' bikes?
什么……那是费舍奥德先生的高尔夫球车。 What the... And that's Mr. Fischoeder's golf cart.
这是怎么回事? What is going on?
我不知道。哦,哦。 I don't know. Uh-oh, uh-oh.
哦，不，我滑倒了。 Oh, no, I'm slipping.
哦,我的……现在我也不行了。 Oh, my... Now I'm slipping, too.
对不起。 Sorry.
那是什么声音? What's that sound?
哦,上帝。等一等。 Oh, God. Hold on.
如何?凯格尔。 How? Kegels.
嗯。好吧，现在我听不到了。 Huh. Well, now I don't hear it.
来吧。我们去正门，把他们截住。 Come on. Let's go to the front gate, and try to cut 'em off.
好吧。 Okay.
不,菲茨。这里 No, Fitz. This way.
哦,上帝。 Oh, God.
没有伤害。 Didn't hurt.
走吧，我们去找孩子们。 Come on, let's go find the kids.
好吧，你知道我要做什么吗? Okay, yeah, you know what I'm gonna do?
我去拿你们所有人的手机。来吧。 I'm just gonna get all your phones. Come on.
我们没有手机。 We don't have phones.
这根本就不是社会问题。 And it hasn't been an issue socially at all.
哦,真的吗?一个十几岁的女孩没有手机? Oh, really? A teen girl without a phone?
我一直这么说。 That's what I keep saying.
只是很难证明每一年都是正确的。我的意思是,只是……是啊，我们不需要谈这个。再见,电话。 It's just harder to justify every year. I mean, just... Yeah, we don't need to get into it. Bye, phones.
你刚才在看照片，你看到了我的香蕉袖扣，那是我从法学院毕业时给自己买的，因为没人送我礼物。 So, you were looking at the picture, and you saw my banana cufflink, which I bought for myself when I graduated law school 'cause no one else got me a present.
哦,嘘。你上过法学院? Oh, boo-hoo. You went to law school?
我知道他咬了我，但我不知道他吞了那该死的东西。 I knew he bit me, but I didn't know he swallowed the damn thing.
你那颗奇怪的牙齿不知道为什么，和我的伤疤吻合，现在所有人都认为是我杀了他，就因为我杀了他。 And you have that weird tooth for some reason, and it matches my scar, and now everyone thinks I murdered him just 'cause I did.
难以置信。你杀了棉花糖安迪? Unbelievable. You killed Cotton Candy Andy?
丹。棉花糖安迪·丹? Dan. Cotton Candy Andy Dan?
它只是…不要紧。你陷害我? It's just... Never mind. You framed me?
你是个糟糕的家庭律师。 You're a terrible family lawyer.
一个自私的情人，我打赌。 And a selfish lover, I bet.
我们该走了。 Well, we should probably hit the road.
不，我们都待在这里，没人会来找你。 No, we're all gonna stay right here where no one's gonna come looking for you.
哦,我的脸! Oh, my face!
哈!现在你有麻烦了。我们的妈妈和爸爸在这里。 Ha! Now you're in trouble. Our mom and dad are here.
哦,我的孩子。哦,我的孩子。 Oh, my babies. Oh, my babies.
我很高兴你在这里。 I'm glad you're here.
我是说，我希望你身边有更多警察。 I mean, I wish you had more police with you.
不过，你看起来也不错，妈妈。 But, uh, yeah, also you look good, Mom.
谢谢你,蒂娜。 Thank you, Tina.
你最好别把我的汉堡服弄松了。 You better not have stretched my burger suit.
但比基尼可以留下。 But the bikini can stay.
我不知道我们一开始为什么不把它放上去。 I don't know why we didn't put that on in the first place.
抱歉我们逃课了。 Sorry we skipped school.
你翘课吗? You skipped school?
不。 No.
你为什么这么做? Why'd you do that?
我们挽救了餐厅，解决了一起谋杀案。 We were saving the restaurant and solving a murder.
破案不是退学的理由。 Solving a murder is no reason to leave school.
好的，教育部。 Okay, Department of Education.
嘘,嘘,嘘!我很生气。 Shush, shush, shush! I'm so annoyed.
你怎么找到我们的?你是怎么进来的? How did you find us? How did you even get in here?
我们看到了孩子们的自行车。呃,自行车! We saw the kids' bikes. Ugh, bikes!
他们的自行车就在楼梯旁边。 And their bikes were by some stairs.
所以，我们上了楼，走进了那个小电器室。 So, we went up, and we went into the little electrical place.
耶,按钮。琳达,没有。 Yay, buttons. Linda, no.
是的,妈妈。 Yeah, Mom.
不,不欢呼。对不起。 No, no cheering. Sorry.
♬拉肚子回来了♬我的家受到了攻击♬不太好，我同意♬我的鞋也不怎么好♬以为我能证明我不是小孩子♬但现在我们都需要拯救 ♪♪ Diarrhea's comin' back ♪♪ My family's under attack ♪♪ It's not so great, I do agree ♪♪ I've also got a bad wedgie ♪♪ Thought I could prove I'm not a baby ♪♪ But now all of us need saving
♪把我的希望丢进大海♪对不起如果一条鱼要窒息了 ♪♪ Dropped my hopes into the ocean ♪♪ Sorry if a fish is chokin'
♬当然，发生了很多事♬但我希望我带了我的餐巾纸什么的这可能会让我们冷静下来每个人，安静。不要发出声音。 ♪♪ Sure, a lot is happening ♪♪ But I wish I brought my napkin thing ♪♪ It might have helped to calm us down Everybody, hush. Don't make a sound.
但你为什么要这么做? But why are you doing all this?
好的,好问题。我同意。 Okay, good question. I'll allow it.
♬看哪，我没那么邪恶，没有♬我不是坏人所以，我杀了一个游乐场♬好吧，这只是因为我下定了决心♬终于得到了我认为我应得的 ♪♪ Look, I'm not that evil, no ♪♪ I'm not a bad person ♪♪ So, I killed one carnie ♪♪ Well, it's just 'cause I'm determined ♪♪ To finally get what I think that I'm deservin'
♬要把它变成有价值的♬相信我，我相信你会同意♬你想听我的总体计划吗? ♪♪ And to turn it into something worthy ♪♪ Trust me, I'm sure you will agree ♪♪ Would you like to hear my master plan?
♬你能快点回答吗因为我问过你♬你想听我的总体规划吗? ♪♪ Okay, can you answer faster 'Cause I asked you ♪♪ Would you like to hear my master plan?
嗯,是的。 Um, yes.
♬好，这才像话♬我很高兴你问了♬♬ ♪♪ Okay, that's more like it ♪♪ I'm so glad that you asked ♪♪
我加入了费舍奥德家族信托基金，因为我是家族的一员。 You see, I'm in the Fischoeder Family Trust, because I'm in the family.
嗯,几乎没有。 Well, barely.
他是家里的坏人。 He's from the bad part of the family.
他说的是可怜的部分。 He means the poor part.
他们不好是因为他们穷。 They're bad because they're poor.
关闭它。关上前门。 Shut it. Shut your front door.
——好吧,好吧。-是的。 - Okay, okay. - Yeah.
我说好的。 I said okay.
所以，在这个家庭信托基金中，如果你被判犯有重罪，你就没有资格领取福利。 So, in this family trust, you see, you're ineligible to receive benefits if you've been convicted of a felony.
每一个人都是。 And every single one of them has been.
除了表弟卡尔文，因为他从没被抓过。 All except for cousin Calvin, because he never got caught.
——是的,宝贝。——嘘! - Yeah, baby. - Shush!
所以，我陷害了他，然后。 So, I frame him, and boom.
如果卡尔文和菲利克斯出了什么事，他们会怀疑谁? Now, if something unfortunate happens to Calvin and Felix, whom will they suspect?
不是我，不，不，不。他们为什么要这样做呢? Not me, no, no, no. Why would they?
我们要倒霉了吗? Something unfortunate is going to happen to us?
嗯,是的。惊喜。 Uh, yes. Surprise.
哦,粪便。等等，我们两个? Oh, poo. Wait, both of us?
是的,抱歉。你那么坚持要和你哥哥一起去古巴…我买了一套衣服。是的,我们知道。 Yeah, sorry. You were so insistent about going with your brother to Cuba... I bought an outfit. Yes, we know.
但这么说吧，你的潜艇不会去古巴。 But let's just say your submarine isn't going to go to Cuba.
哦。坎昆? Oh. Cancun?
它不会从码头下面出来的。 It won't make it out from under the pier.
哦,我的。哦,亲爱的。 Oh, my. Oh, dear.
你以为那艘潜艇能到古巴吗? Did you think that sub was gonna make it to Cuba?
我想我们可能对潜艇的想法有点太兴奋了。 Hmm, I think we might have gotten a little too excited about the sub idea.
我是说，这不是一辆老车吗? I mean, isn't it just an old ride?
是的，它靠代币运行。 Yes, it runs on tokens.
但这不是最好的陷害，对吧? But not the best frame job, right?
我是说，为什么把棉花糖丹埋在我们餐厅门口然后等上六年? I mean, why bury Cotton Candy Dan in front of our restaurant and then wait six years?
——嗯。——正确的。 - Huh. - Right.
我没有把他埋在你的餐厅前。 I didn't bury him in front of your restaurant.
我可不想等六年。 And I didn't wanna wait six years.
六年。 Six years.
放松。 Easy. Easy.
也许我们应该先别问问题。 Maybe we should hold off on the questions.
我都计划好了。一个一流的谋杀。 I had it all worked out. A top-rate murder.
我用卡尔文的枪打死了卡尼先生。 I shoot Mr. Carnie with Calvin's gun.
我把他塞进一堆泥土里，或是码头入口附近什么恶心的东西里。 I stick him in a pile of dirt, or whatever yucky stuff was near the entrance to the wharf.
我把那只蠢脚放在外面，这样肯定会有人看到。 I leave the stupid foot sticking out, so someone would be sure to see it.
但我不知道某个为市政府工作的傻逼挖土机操作员居然连死掉的游艺会成员都不检查就把那堆垃圾铲走了。 But little did I know that some numbskull backhoe operator working for the city was gonna scoop up that pile without even checking for dead carnies.
我回来，却没有了身体。 I come back, I've got no body.
我不知道他们把土带到哪里去了。 I didn't know where they'd brought the dirt.
我也不能到处去问，“嘿，那个词是什么?有人发现尸体了吗? And it's not like I could go around asking, "Hey, what's the word? Did anyone find any dead guys?
“这么高?有点咬人?” "This tall? Kind of a biter?"
这是一场噩梦。 It was a nightmare.
但谢天谢地，幸运的是，你那愚蠢的水管爆了，挽救了大局。 But thankfully, blessedly, your stupid pipe burst and saved the day.
骨架被找到了，骨架又装上了，俗话说得好，好人有好报。 The skeleton was found, frame job back on, and it's true what they say, good things happen to good people.
等一下。 Wait a second.
这都是因为你那愚蠢的巨型公园主意吗? Is this all about your silly mega-park idea?
——是的。——嗯。 - Yes. - Mm-hmm.
♬这是关于我的大公园♬我的大公园比你那愚蠢的码头大公园更有效率，更赚钱♬它会有礼品店哦。 ♪♪ This is about my mega-park ♪♪ My much more efficient and profitable ♪♪ Than your stupid pier mega-park ♪♪ It'll have gift shops Oh.
♬♬那么多礼品店，我喜欢礼品店。 ♪♪ So many giftshops I love giftshops.
♬还有那么多车位林! ♪♪ And so much parking Lin!
♬我要找最好的市场♬做最好的市场♬还有室内运动模拟器如果你能看到我的比例模型♬你就会明白为什么棉花糖丹♬必须死 ♪♪ And I'll get the best marketers ♪♪ To do the best marketing ♪♪ And indoor motion simulator rides ♪♪ If you could see my scale models ♪♪ Then you'd understand why Cotton Candy Dan ♪♪ Had to die
一定会很值得的。好吧。 It's gonna be so worth it. Okay.
因为商业梦想与商业有关。 Because business dreams are about business.
它们与梦想无关。 They're not about dreams.
那不是真的。那好吧。 That's not true. All right then.
♬我想我弄懂了♬我想这就是我需要的♬你们都上了潜艇♬然后我把你们扔到海里去♬不，不，我不认为这是对的不，这是对的。 ♪♪ I think I got it figured out ♪♪ I think that this is what I need ♪♪ You're gonna all get in the sub ♪♪ And then I'll launch you in the sea ♪♪ No, no, I don't think that's right No, that's right.
♬你出不去了♬里面的把手断了♬码头就会着火什么? ♪♪ You won't be able to get out ♪♪ The handle's broken from inside ♪♪ Then the pier will be on fire What?
♪是你造成的，然后你就死了♪哦，我们太粗心了♪ ♪♪ Well, you caused it, then you died ♪♪ Oh, that's so careless of us ♪♪
是的，他们会这么说。 Yeah, what they'll say is this.
♬金属轮子在金属轨道上♬会产生火花，一点闪光♬哎呀，窗帘，它们着火了♬从那里开始变得更糟♬上了鼹鼠山 ♪♪ Metal wheels on metal tracks ♪♪ Will cause a spark, a little flare ♪♪ Whoops, the drapes, they catch on fire ♪♪ And it just gets worse from there ♪♪ Up it goes into the Molehill
♬现在似乎满了♬可爱的，毛茸茸的，非常烧伤的♬易燃的毛绒动物所以，它们没有活过来吗?我猜不是。 ♪♪ Which now seems to be quite full ♪♪ Of cute and fluffy, very burny ♪♪ Flammable stuffed animals So, they don't come to life? I guess not.
然后鼹鼠丘就变成了鼹鼠地狱。 And then the Molehill turns into Mole Hell.
这就是我们所说的爸爸回来了。 That's what we call Dad's back.
我们该怎么办呢?♬哦，哦，♬我对这个计划有很多问题比如什么?码头上的人? We do? ♪♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪♪ I have so many problems with this plan Like what? People on the pier?
一去不复返了。我提前结束。还有什么? Gone. I'm closing early. What else?
你也会被烧死吗? You would burn in the fire, too?
不。我用食用油、糖和气球线做了一个保险丝。 Nope. I made a fuse out of cooking oil, sugar and balloon string.
所有你能在游乐场找到的东西。 All things you'd find in an amusement pier.
它会爬上楼梯，越过这个破房间的屋顶。 It's gonna go up the stairs, over the roof of this stupid room.
♬纵火案调查员永远不会怀疑我的保险丝和我绝妙的易燃毛绒玩具的想法让我有足够的时间回到健身房，这是我的不在场证明。 ♪♪ And arson investigators will never suspect a thing My fuse and my brilliant flammable stuffed animals idea gives me just enough time to get back to the gym, which is my alibi.
♬我一小时前才去的♬我说蒸汽房太潮湿♬我做了一个该死的大秀然后我从窗户溜出去这就是我现在的样子 ♪♪ I went there just an hour ago ♪♪ I said the steam room was too steamy ♪♪ I made a pretty damn big show ♪♪ Then I slipped out the window And that's how I got here now
♬我只是偷偷地从窗户走回去♬然后砰的一声我在健身房待了三个小时我不知道你有没有健身房三小时的身材。对不起。 ♪♪ I just sneak back in through the window ♪♪ And boom ♪♪ I've been at the gym three hours I don't know if you have three hour gym body. Sorry.
是啊，太不可思议了。 Yeah, it's not believable.
不，你太苍白了。 No, you're too pasty.
还有，你的超级公园太蠢了。你也是。 Also, your mega-park is mega-dumb. And so are you.
我想修改我先前的陈述。 I want to amend my earlier statement.
我们开始吧。我没那么邪恶。 Here we go. I'm not that evil.
♬但我今天感觉很邪恶 ♪♪ But I'm feeling evil today ♪♪
提前关闭公园。 Closing the park early.
总是感觉很奇怪，是吧? Always feels weird, huh?
我们一直没找到那些卖汉堡的人。 Yeah, we never found those burger people.
追逐他们是很有趣的，不是吗? Well, chasing them's the fun part, isn't it?
嘿，你戴着那东西回家吗? Hey, you wearing that thing home?
是啊，我待会有个约会。 Yeah, you know, I have a date later.
哦，真不错。 Oh, good for you.
这是接近。这是接近。 That was close. That was close.
很高兴我们把你救出来了，小推车。 Glad we got you out of there, little cart.
但是天啊，天啊，你卖汉堡卖得不错啊! But boy, oh, boy, did you do good selling burgers!
如果鲍勃和琳达从现在开始每天都用你，我一点也不惊讶。 I wouldn't be surprised if Bob and Linda use you every day from now on.
哦,不。不,不。 Oh, no. No, no.
哦!哦! Oh! Oh!
好吧。好吧。 Okay. Okay.
没关系。 That's okay.
你现在休息。 You rest now.
你做的很好。 You did good.
你是一辆勇敢的小车。 You're a brave little cart.
我要离开这儿。 Get outta here.
现在不行，垃圾大王。 Not now, little King Trashmouth.
我要离开这儿。 Get outta here.
哦,上帝。哦,上帝。 Oh, God. Oh, God.
哦。现在几点了? Oh. What time is it?
冰球比赛开始了。 The hockey game's on.
这是季后赛。 It's playoffs.
在鲍勃和琳达回来之前，我可能会去派丝多看看。 I might go over to Pesto's and watch a little bit until Bob and Linda get back.
手推车希望我继续活下去，对吧? The cart would want me to keep on living, right?
是的，是的，你在点头，对吧?你点头,是的。 Yeah, yeah, you're nodding, right? You're nodding, yeah.
这是我喝的。他在喝我的酒。 That's my drink. He's drinking my drink.
嘘。“嘘。” Shh. You "shh."
啊。不喜欢这样。 Ugh. Don't like that.
好，在潜艇上，先用费舍奥德。 Okay, in the sub. Fischoeders first.
别把这当回事。今天压力很大。 And don't make this a thing. It's been a stressful day.
来吧。不。 Come on. No.
在你去。 In you go. Mm-mm.
格罗弗，我想让你知道有一次你在家，我和费里斯坐在你的三明治上。Bare-bottomed。 Grover, I just want you to know that one time when you were up at the house, Felix and I sat on your sandwich. Bare-bottomed.
然后我们把它端给你，你把它全吃了。 And then we served it to you, and you ate it all.
啊。我知道它。 Ugh. I knew it.
我尝了婴儿爽身粉，心想，婴儿爽身粉怎么会沾到三明治上呢? I tasted baby powder and I thought to myself, how would baby powder get on a sandwich?
我就想，他们是不是把盐和婴儿爽身粉混在一起了? And I was like, did they get salt and baby powder mixed up?
然后我说，不，你知道发生了什么。 But then I was like, no, you know exactly what happened.
他们坐在你的三明治上…什么? They sat on your sandwich... What?
-因为那只是… - Because that's just... - Mm. Mm.
他们觉得有趣的事。 The kind of thing they think is funny.
他们像19世纪的人一样在屁股上撒粉，他们脱下小裤子，坐在你的三明治上……我不能。 They powder their bums like they're from the 1800s and they pulled down their little pants and they sat on your sandwich... I can't.
我讨厌他们。 And I hate them.
他们是不成熟的白痴，我恨他们。 They're immature idiots and I hate them.
什么……去汉堡的人。走吧! What the... Go, burger people. Go!
走,走,走。得到帮助。 Go, go, go. Get help.
该死的。 Damn it.
我讨厌这个愚蠢的秘密俱乐部。 I hate this stupid secret clubhouse.
噢。我们在哪里? Ow. Where are we?
冷静下来。 Get in the clam.
呃,好吧。 Uh, okay.
好吧,好吧。 Okay, okay.
爸爸,爸爸,爸爸。 Dad, Dad, Dad.
是的。是的。是的。走了,鲍勃。 Yep. Yep. Yep. Go, Bob.
——他要来了。-不，我知道 - He's coming. - No, I know.
哦,男孩。是的。 Oh, boy. Yep.
我们到底要去哪? Where the hell are we going?
我不知道，鲍勃。让我们远离那个律师。 I don't know, Bob. Just get us away from that lawyer.
我们怎么离开这个地方?这是一个迷宫。 How do we get out of this place? It's a maze.
有什么地方有出口标志吗? Is there, like, an exit sign somewhere?
啊!哦,哈哈镜。哈哈。 Ahh! Oh, funhouse mirror. Ha-ha.
哦,鲍比。走,走,走。 Oh, Bobby. Go, go, go.
是啊，我不想夸大其词，但是去吧，爸爸。拜托,非常感谢。 Uh, yeah, I don't wanna pile on, but go, Dad. Please, very much.
有没有人想说我现在过得很好，考虑到我以前从没开车来过这个奇怪的地下码头，不管这是什么? Does anyone wanna talk about that I'm actually doing really well, considering that I've never driven down here before in this weird under-pier, whatever this is?
啊。好吧，你做得非常非常好。 Ugh. Okay, you're doing really, really well.
每个人都赞美你的父亲。 Everyone compliment your father.
我觉得你很帅就你的年龄来说，大概65岁吧…哦,我的上帝!他捣打我们! Um, I think you're handsome for your age, which is what, 65... Oh, my God! He's ramming us!
嘿，住手! Hey, cut it out!
啊! Ahh!
不,不,不。 No, no, no.
不,不,不。为什么?为什么? No, no, no. Why? Why?
我们跟丢了吗?我们跟丢了吗? Did we lose him? Did we lose him?
我不知道。也许吧。有点。 I don't know. Maybe. Kinda.
我想我们跟丢了。 I think we lost him.
哇,爸爸。 Yay, Dad.
是啊，但我要说，这是我们最糟糕的公路旅行之一。 Yeah, but I'm just gonna say it, this is one of our worst road trips.
呃……我是说，它在上面。 Eh... I mean, it's up there.
鲍勃，如果你从那里冲出去，我们跳到沙滩上怎么样? Oh, Bob, what if you bust through there, and we jump down onto the beach?
——什么?- - -好主意。 - What? - Great idea.
我看没有问题。哦,上帝。好吧。 I see no problems. Oh, God. Okay.
我讨厌这个。我讨厌这个。我讨厌这个。我讨厌这个。 I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.
哦,废话。哦,上帝!坚持住! Oh, crap. Oh, God! Hold on!
哦，太可怕了。哦，我不喜欢那样。 Oh, that was terrible. Oh, I didn't like that.
我们这次真的失去他了，对吧? We really lost him this time, right?
他也跳。 He jumped too.
伙计，那是我们之间的事。 Man, that was our thing.
开车,爸爸,开车。 Drive, Dad, drive.
我已经尽可能快了。 I'm going as fast as I can go.
下车步行会不会更快一些? Would it be faster to get out and walk?
鲍勃，守住斜坡。啊哈。是的。 Bob, take the ramp. Uh-huh. Yep.
不，不，不。 No, no, no, no.
哈哈! Ha-ha!
那是什么?发生了什么事? What was that? What happened?
我想他把我们的轮胎打爆了。 Uh, I think he shot out our tire.
我们有备用的吗? Do we have a spare?
什么?我不知道。 What? I don't know.
他只有一支箭。这很好,对吧? Well, he only had one arrow. That's good, right?
是啊，但如果可以的话，我们还是继续开吧。 Yeah, but maybe we keep driving anyway, if we can.
如果你把这叫做驾驶。 If you call this driving.
对不起,迹象。 Sorry, signs.
嘿，这是我们的街道。 Hey, this is our street.
他在后面吗?孩子吗? Is he back there? Kids?
我不能告诉。各位，别那么潮湿。 I can't tell. Everyone, be less moist.
这就是我们的大洞。这样我们就知道我们到家了。 There's our giant hole. That's how we know we're home.
呃,好吧。如果他不在那，也许我们可以跳出去，进去，然后报警。 Uh, all right. If he's not back there, maybe we jump out, go inside, and call the police.
我刚适应了，不过没关系。 I just got comfortable, but okay.
拜托，卡住了?哦,不。 Oh, come on, it's stuck? Oh, no.
一定是我们跳上海滩的时候弄碎了。 It must've got crunched when we jumped on to the beach.
好吧。我希望其中一个是反向的。 All right. I'm hoping one of these is reverse.
它会让我们倒退。 It'll be the one that makes us go backwards.
谢谢。 Thanks.
哦,上帝。 Oh, God.
这是他。刹车，鲍勃，刹车。 It's him. The brakes, Bob, the brakes.
我正在踩刹车。 I'm stepping on the brakes.
他会把我们推进洞里。 He's gonna push us into the hole.
——犯罪洞。——基因。 - Crime hole. - Gene.
哦,上帝。孩子,坚持。 Oh, God. Kids, hold on.
哦，不，不，不。 Oh, no, no, no.
每个人都好吗? Everybody okay?
是的。 Yeah.
一定有人看到了。 Someone must have seen that.
他投篮，他得分。 He shoots, he scores.
耶!哦,哎呀。 Yay! Oh, whoops.
哦,不。发生什么事情了? Oh, no. What's happening?
他是我们埋葬。 He's burying us.
我们得马上离开这里。 We gotta get out of here right now.
打开!打开!打开!打开!打开! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open!
来吧，蛤蜊，让我们从你身体里出来! Come on, clam, let us out of you!
好吧，我要试着打破挡风玻璃。 Okay, I'm gonna try and break the windshield.
每个人,搬回来。 Everybody, move back.
我们要怎么回去? How are we supposed to move back?
我不知道。 I don't know.
好了，现在来点真格的。 Okay, now pound for real.
我真的很累。 I am pounding for real.
它不会打破。这是厚玻璃。 It won't break. It's thick glass.
我要试着用我的腿。 I'm gonna try and use my legs.
我腿抬不起来了。 I can't get my legs up.
它很好。你就是个推土机。 It's fine. You're just a bulldozer.
一辆龙虾推土机把一些泥土推入一个洞里。 A lobster bulldozer pushing some dirt into a hole.
不是对一个家庭。不，远非如此。 Not onto a family. No, far from it.
就像一只乐于助人的小龙虾，在整理街道。 Just fixing the street like a helpful little lobster.
哦,我的上帝。我们要被活埋在餐厅前的一个洞里了。 Oh, my God. We're being buried alive in a hole in front of our restaurant.
这是我的噩梦。我们活在我的噩梦中。 This is my nightmare. We're living my nightmare.
手机。我们可以用手机。他们在哪儿? Phones. We can use our phones. Where are they?
格罗弗拿走了我们的手机。 Grover took our phones.
神圣的废物。哦,上帝。 Holy crap. Oh, God.
孩子们，抓住我的手。 Kids, hold my hands.
你的手在哪里?你的手在哪里? Where are your hands? Where are your hands?
把那段记忆放在一个你不会去想的地方。 And put that memory in a place you don't think about.
现在，我们回到码头，把我的表兄弟们送进海里，我们就回到正轨了，宝贝。 Now, let's get back to the wharf, launch my cousins into the sea, and we're back on track, baby.
好吧，我得想想。我不想呼吸，我们所有的氧气。——哦! Okay, I gotta think. I don't wanna breathe - all of our oxygen. - Oh!
是啊，不是想吓到谁，不过，别喘太大气。 Yeah, not to scare anybody, but, um, don't breathe too much.
我要停止呼吸了。 I'm gonna stop breathing.
你们这些孩子呼吸我的空气。 You kids breathe my air.
-不，琳，只是…-哦,上帝。 - No, Lin, just... - Oh, God.
这是困难的。那是多长时间? That's hard. How long was that?
五分钟。 Like, five minutes.
如果不是这么黑，我想我可以少呼吸点。 I think I could breathe less if it wasn't so dark.
我有一种能让人少呼吸的东西。 I have something that will make people breathe less.
哦,基因。抱歉，这是恐惧屁。 Oh, Gene. I'm sorry, it's a fear fart.
哦!我有我的Kuchi Kopi夜灯。 Oh! I have my Kuchi Kopi night light.
啊!不。 Ah! No.
啊。不。 Ah. No.
啊!继续,Kuchi族。这是你唯一的工作! Ugh! Stay on, Kuchi. It's your one job!
这简直是最烂的狂欢派对了。 This is like the worst rave.
对不起,对不起,对不起。再见。 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Bye.
他是我最不喜欢的表弟。 Well, he's officially my least favorite cousin.
巴克斯特呢?他死了。 What about Baxter? He's dead.
是啊，但他还是最差的。 Yeah, but he's still the worst.
这是真的。 That's true.
感觉正好。潜艇发射,检查。 Okey dokey. Submarine launch, check.
好吧。保险丝。 All right. Fuse.
真高兴我列了个任务清单。 So glad I made a to-do list.
该死的。 Damn it.
哦,很好。 Oh, good.
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
是的。 Yep.
♪♪我在做♪♪我在做♪♪我在做♪♪ ♪♪ I'm doin' it ♪♪ I'm doin' it I'm doin' it ♪♪
我不能打破它。 I can't break it.
这都是我的错。 This is all my fault.
好吧，大家不要同时发言。 Well, don't everybody speak at once.
不，亲爱的，这不是你的错。那么多。 No, honey, it's not your fault. That much.
它虽然。 It is though.
我想找到凶手，拯救这家餐厅，证明…证明我不是婴儿。 I wanted to track down the killer and save the restaurant and prove... prove I wasn't a baby.
哦!现在你来吧。 Oh! Now you come on.
哦,我的宝贝。我的意思是,对不起。 Oh, my baby. I mean, sorry.
不，愚蠢的克洛伊·芭芭丝是对的。我是一个婴儿。 No, stupid Chloe Barbash was right. I am a baby.
我太害怕了不敢进洞里，我太害怕了不敢打开乳头的秘密门。 I was too scared to go in the hole, I was too scared to open the secret nipple door.
蒂娜是为了我才这么做的，我还戴着这双该死的耳朵。 Tina had to do it for me, and I wear these frickin' ears.
我是说，如果你很勇敢，你不需要证明你很勇敢。 I mean, if you're brave, you don't have to prove you're brave.
你就是很勇敢。 You just are brave.
什么?路易斯,你勇敢。 What? Louise, you're brave.
你是我认识的最勇敢的人之一。 You're one of the bravest people I know.
这不是真的。 It's not true.
而且，你认识的人也不多。 Also, you don't know that many people.
嗯。 Hmm.
我从来都不勇敢。拜托，耳朵? I've never been brave. Come on, the ears?
我拿到这些东西的唯一原因就是我害怕。 The only reason I got these in the first place was because I was scared.
——什么?-什么意思? - What? - What do you mean?
你知道的。你给我的，因为我害怕第一天上幼儿园。 You know. You gave them to me 'cause I was scared about the first day of preschool.
事情不是这样的。 That's not how it happened.
你当时很紧张，我们就想给你做这顶帽子。 I mean, you were nervous, and we had this idea to make you the hat.
你妈妈做的。 Your mother made it.
这是为了纪念我妈妈，你祖母。 It's sort of in honor of my mom, your grandmother.
她过去常戴这顶色彩鲜艳的冬季帽子。 She used to wear this brightly-colored winter hat.
即使在温暖的天气里。这有点奇怪。 Even in warm weather. It was a little weird.
但我觉得还是挺可爱的。 But it was kinda cute, I guess.
她总是说那是因为她不想做头发 She always said it was 'cause she didn't feel like doing her hair.
我想她只是喜欢。 I think she just liked it.
我还有多余的材料，所以，兔子耳朵。 And I had extra material, so, uh, rabbit ears.
但我在你上幼儿园的第一天就做了。 But I made them after your first day at preschool.
庆祝。因为你太勇敢了。 To celebrate. Because you were so brave.
——真的吗?我是吗?-是的。 - Really? I was? - Yeah.
你不记得是这样的吗? Do you not remember it that way?
不。 No.
是的，你不需要它们。 Yeah, you didn't need them.
你不戴帽子也很勇敢。 You were plenty brave, with no hat at all.
我们为你感到骄傲。 We were so proud of you.
-你打了一个孩子。——我做了? - You slapped a kid. - I did?
是的。这么说吧，可能有很好的理由。 Yeah. Probably for a good reason, let's say.
你让我想起了我妈妈，露易丝。 You remind me of my mom, Louise.
戴上帽子，就好像你们俩见过面一样。 And with the hat, it's kinda like you two have met.
我总是忘记你从来没有。 I keep forgetting that you never did.
我把那个桶戴在头上有一段时间。 I wore that bucket on my head for a while.
有什么有趣的故事吗? Any fun stories about that?
不，我什么都不记得了。我们担心。 No, I don't remember any. We were concerned.
好,谢谢。 Well, thanks.
为了帽子之类的东西。 For the hat and stuff.
是的。很高兴我们能说清楚，因为我们都快死了。 Yep. Glad we could clear that up, since we're dying.
我是说，既然我们只是在一起，活着，在地下。 I mean, since we're just hanging out, alive, under the ground.
我要用头推窗户。 I'm gonna push on the window with my head.
噢! Ow!
这行不通。 This is not working.
就是这样。我们将死者。 That's it then. We're goners.
等等，不，你不要放弃。 Wait, no, don't you give up.
我累了,鲍勃。 I'm tired, Bob.
不，你从不放弃。 No, you never give up.
我放弃了。然后你说"不要放弃" I give up. And then you say, "don't give up."
我说，“好的。” And I say, "okay,"
然后我们一遍又一遍地这么做，现在我要大声说出来了，你肯定不觉得有趣。 and then we do that over and over, and now that I'm saying it out loud, that can't be fun for you.
天啊，你想在我们死之前离婚吗? Oh, God, do you want a divorce before we die?
我配不上你。 I don't deserve you.
不，我能坚持下去。 Nah, I can stick it out.
听我说，你为我做什么，我也会为你做什么。 Listen to me, I'm gonna do for you what you do for me.
我不会放弃的。我们要离开这里。 I am not giving up. We are gonna get outta here.
我要琳达这个。 I am gonna Linda this.
哇!爸爸，你是方兹吗? Whoa! Dad, are you Fonzie?
是啊，你做了可可泡芙。 Yeah, you made the little koko puffs go on.
奇努。 Kuchi Kopi.
Koochi Koochi吗?不。 Koochi Koochi? No.
光线很有帮助，因为我们会离开这里的。 Well, the light's helpful, because we are gonna get out of here.
如何? How?
用一种很酷的方式。 In a really cool way that's gonna come to us.
我是说，我们算是在车里吧。 I mean, we're in a car, kind of.
如果我们开车呢? What if we drive?
在哪里?下来吗? Where? Down?
喜欢来中国吗? Like, to China?
我喜欢它。我喜欢它。 I like it. I like it.
不是中国。 Not to China.
但没有坏主意。我的意思是……哦。下来。 But no bad ideas. I mean... Oh. Down.
-如果我们开车过去呢?——什么? - What if we do drive down? - What?
我们在总水管上面。 We're on top of the water main.
这段新管子是塑料的。我们丢了一个轮胎。 The new section of pipe is plastic. We lost a tire.
也许是金属和塑料的摩擦。金属赢了? Maybe metal grinding against plastic. Metal wins?
像性感的舞蹈一样磨磨蹭蹭? Grinding like sexy dancing?
那是什么?不要紧。继续。 What's that? Never mind. Go on.
所以轮子弄坏了水管，水就把我们弄出来了? So the wheel breaks the pipe, and the water gets us out somehow?
或者它也可以像水一样。 Or it could do the other thing water does.
热浴盆时光机? Hot Tub Time Machine?
不。淹没我们。 No. Drown us.
我没看过那部电影，所以…我想这是我们唯一的机会。 Oh, well, I never saw the movie, so... I think this is our only chance.
我正在打开它。 I'm turning it on.
鲍比，孩子们，我想让你们知道我有多爱你们。 Oh, Bobby, kids, I want you all to know how much I love you.
我也爱您，妈妈。 I love you too, Mom.
我喜欢你们所有的妈妈睡衣。 I love all you mama-jamas.
我也爱你们所有人。 I love all of you, too.
我们不需要做任何排序，为什么要提这个? We don't have to, like, do any kind of order, why even bring that up?
好吧，我担心"我爱你" Okay, I'm worried the "I love yous"
是你在我们要死了的时候说的话，我们不会死的! are the kind of thing you say when we're gonna die, and we are not gonna die!
鲍勃!琳达!你在上面吗? Bob! Linda! Are you up there?
看来他们开始填你的洞了。 Oh, looks like they started filling in your hole.
一点也不好。 Not well, at all.
老天，他们只是往里面塞了点土…什么…… Jeesh, they just kind of shoved some dirt in there... What the...
——它工作。——是的。 - It worked. - Yes.
哦，我的宝贝们。 Oh, my sweet babies.
真高兴我们没死。 So glad we're not dead.
我很高兴。我兴奋不已。 I'm happy. I'm thrilled.
你们，费舍奥德一家，在潜艇里，码头砸在他们身上。 You guys, the Fischoeders, in the submarine, with the wharf falling on them.
我们该怎么办?我们该怎么办? What do we do? What do we do?
还是困。 It's still stuck.
泰迪! Teddy!
泰迪，帮我们出去。 Teddy, help us outta here.
这东西打不开。 The thing won't open.
你们买新车了吗? Did you guys get a new car?
我以前从没见过这个。 I've never seen this before.
我以前见过这个吗? Have I seen this before?
泰迪，我们需要你帮我们打开这个。东西卡住了。 Teddy, we need you to help us open this. The thing is stuck.
-这东西卡住了——这是卡住了。 - This thing is stuck. - It's stuck.
啊!我打不开。 Argh! I can't open it.
他说什么?我不知道。 What'd he say? I do not know.
坏消息是，汉堡车坏了。 So, bad news, the burger cart fell apart.
它对这个世界来说太美了。 It was just too beautiful for this world.
什么都没有。不知道他在说什么。 Nothing. No idea what he's saying.
哦! Oh!
嗯,泰迪离开了。 Well, Teddy left.
很长的故事。我以后再告诉你。 Long story. I'll tell you later.
橄榄酒吧! Olive bar!
他说了什么?橄榄酒吧。 What did he say? Olive bar.
是的! Yah!
——是的。——是的。 - Yes. - Yes.
Wham-bam,再见,蛤。 Wham-bam, goodbye, clam.
谢谢你,泰迪。 Thank you, Teddy.
橄榄酒吧!是的,是的。不,我知道。 Olive bar! Yeah, yeah. No, I know.
爸爸，你有个尿点。 Dad, you have a pee spot.
那不是尿点。从水中。 That's not a pee spot. It's from water.
看到了吗?所有的水吗?但由于,蒂娜。 See? All the water? But thanks, Tina.
这是尿点应该有的地方。 It's right where a pee spot would be.
其他部位都不湿。 And no other parts are wet.
嗯,好吧。泰迪，快报警。 Um, okay. So, Teddy, call the police.
孩子,呆在这里。 Kids, stay here.
琳达，陪着孩子们。 Uh, Linda, stay with the kids.
我要去码头一趟，尽量不让费舍奥德一家被杀。 I'm gonna run down to the wharf, and try and help the Fischoeders not get killed.
嗯,不错的计划。 Um, good plan.
等等，你为什么跟踪我? Wait, why are you following me?
我们不是。好吧，但你是。 We're not. Okay, but you are.
不,我们不是。再见,鲍勃。 No, we're not. Bye, Bob.
是啊，管好你自己的事吧，爸爸? Yeah, and maybe mind your own business, Dad?
喂?这是警察吗? Hello? Is this the police?
我想举报一件事。发生了一件事。 I'd like to report a thing. A thing happened.
你需要更多吗?等一等。 You need more than that? Hold on.
我的好朋友琳达会和你谈谈。 My good friend, Linda's gonna talk to you.
她嫁给了我最好的朋友。喂? She's married to my best friend. Hello?
从窗户爬出去。 Climbing through the window.
嗯?嗯?哦。 Hmm? Hmm? Oh.
拜托，有人动过那东西吗? Come on, someone moved the thing?
我在健身房练了三小时的身材。 I do have three-hour gym body.
格罗弗·费舍奥德想毁掉整个码头? Grover Fischoeder wants to destroy the whole pier?
是的，要建一个超级公园。 Yeah, to build a mega-park.
-有礼品店。-礼品店。 - With gift shops. - Oh, gift shops.
我知道，但不值得，对吧? I know, but not worth it, right?
是的,没有。对,对,对。 Yeah, no. Right, right, right.
保险丝在哪里?保险丝在哪里? Where's the fuse? Where's the fuse?
保险丝在哪里?在那里! Where's the fuse? There!
哦,我的上帝。好吧。 Oh, my God. All right.
把你的夜灯给我一秒钟。 Give me your night light for a sec.
我去看看能不能爬下去。 I'm gonna see if I can climb down.
我都不知道我还拿着它。 I didn't even know I was still holding it.
我想我走到哪都需要一盏夜灯。太好了。 I guess I need a night light everywhere I go. That's great.
刘易斯没事，没事。 Louise. It's fine, it's fine.
别把他惹毛了。哦。 Don't mess him up. Oh.
这是可怕的。 That is terrifying.
是啊，你会觉得很舒服。 Yeah, you'd think it would be comforting.
各位，请离开这里。 Everybody, please get out of here.
鲍勃，别这么做。 Bob, don't do it.
我不想让你着火。 I don't want you to catch on fire.
我想你不会喜欢的。 I don't think you'd like it.
离码头远点。 Just get away from the wharf.
别担心。我会没事的。我能做到。 Don't worry. I'll be fine. I can make it.
你现在太乐观了。 Okay, you're too positive right now.
能不能低调一点? Maybe take it down a notch?
大跳! Big jump!
噢。 Ow.
看他走的样子。我的意思是，有点。 Look at him go. I mean, kind of.
他还不习惯这么多身体接触……爸，开快点。 He's not used to this much physical... Um, Dad, go faster.
你需要你的混合健身用品吗?如果你有的话? Do you need your workout mix? If you had one?
不,我很好。谢谢你！ No, I'm good. Thank you.
爸爸!爸爸，别跑题了。 Dad! Dad, get off the track.
我要坐过山车下去。 I'm gonna ride the ride down.
露易丝! Louise!
现在不是骑马的好时候。 Not the best time for going on rides.
露易丝,不。太危险了。 Louise, no. It's too dangerous.
爸爸，你来不及了。 Dad, you're not gonna make it in time.
但铁轨正好穿过保险丝。 But the track goes right past the fuse.
我路过的时候去拿。 I'm gonna grab it when I go by.
不，我会挺过去的。 No, I'm gonna make it.
我开始擅长这个了。哦! I'm starting to get good at this. Oh!
哦,男孩。哦。 Oh, boy. Oh.
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
来吧,摩尔。别这么慢。 Come on, Mole. Don't be so slow.
不过还是比你快，爸爸。没有进攻。 Still faster than you, Dad, though. No offense.
是啊，但接下来会有一个邪恶的转折。 Yeah, but there's a wicked turn coming up.
在这里。 There it is.
哦，露易丝，小心点。 Oh, Louise, be careful.
别被砍了头烧死了。 Don't get decapitated and then burned up.
我不会的。哇! I won't. Whoa!
爸爸，你看起来像是要在我面前爬上去的样子吗? Dad, you look like you're about to climb right in front of me?
不，我要快速跳过去。 Nope, I'm gonna leap across really quickly.
哦,上帝。不是很快。 Oh, God. Not that quickly.
离开轨道! Get off the track!
它离动物们越来越近了。 Oh, it's getting close to the animals.
好的,明白了。 Okay, got it.
如果你打偏了，我们就没有第二次机会了。 If you miss, we won't have a second chance.
我知道。非常有用的信息。谢谢你！ I know. Very helpful info. Thank you.
也许你说的更快是对的。 You might have been right about your way being faster.
我是说，有很多光束。 I mean, just a lot of beams.
我觉得这地方设计过度了。 This place is over-engineered, I think.
我很高兴以后能和你谈这个。 I'm excited to talk about this with you later.
来吧，小胳膊。 Come on, little arms.
哦,不。哦,上帝。 Oh, no. Oh, God.
你拿到了吗? Did you get it?
还是我们都死了? Or are we all dead?
——是的。——是的! - Yes. - Yeah!
我做了吗?我做到了! I did it? I did it!
我勇敢!我勇敢! I'm brave! I'm brave!
你当然是，亲爱的。 You sure are, honey.
我是勇敢的! I am brave!
和超级卑微! And super humble!
嗨,爸爸!你们俩干得好。 Hey, Dad! Good work to both of you.
谢谢你！谢谢你！ Thank you. Thank you.
我会错过那个码头的。和活着。 I'm gonna miss that pier. And being alive.
还有你，我的朋友。哦。 And you, my friend. Aw.
有丫。噢! Got ya. Ow!
你欠我一千美元。 You owe me a thousand dollars.
我们来玩二人游戏。开关。 Let's play for two. Switch.
我也会想你的，伙计。 I'm gonna miss you too, pal.
我一直尊敬……有丫。 I've always looked up to... Got ya.
粪便。 Poop it.
玩三局? 抓到你了！ Play for three? Got ya. Ow!
我希望你先窒息。 I hope you suffocate first.
这很有趣。 That's interesting.
我在想那是不是一只大乌贼想和我们交配。 I wonder if that's a giant squid trying to mate withus.
它本可以做得更糟。 Well, it could do a lot worse.
♬我们要活，啊，啊，♬我们要活，啊，啊，♬我们要活，啊，啊，啊♬我们要活，啊，啊，啊♬我们要活，啊，啊♬ ♪♪ We're gonna live, la, la, la ♪♪ We're gonna live, la, la, la ♪♪ We're gonna live, la, la, la ♪♪ We're gonna live, la, la, la ♪♪
哦,他们在唱歌。 Aw, they're singing.
泰迪，我能借用一下你的手机吗? Ooh, uh, Teddy, can I borrow your phone real quick?
嗯,在这里。是的,当然。 Uh, here. Yeah, sure.
你要叫外卖吗? Are you ordering takeout?
我们能在那家新开的地方吃到传统的泰国街头小吃吗? Can we get traditional Thai street food from that new place?
不，我不叫外卖。对不起。 No, I'm not ordering takeout. Sorry.
哦,嘘。 Oh, boo.
很多人认为抢劫部是最酷的部门，你知道吗? Yeah, a lot of people think of Robbery as kind of the coolest division, you know?
酷警察工作的地方。 Where the cool cops work.
我不知道这是不是真的。 I don't know if that's true.
但是，你知道，很多人都这么想。 But, uh, you know, lot of people think it.
你好。 Hello.
再见，前台。 Bye, front desk person.
三小时前我来的时候你在这里，对吧? You were here when I came in three hours ago, weren't you?
我记得你的衬衫。 I remember your, uh, shirt.
你可能也记得我，对吧?这张脸吗? You probably remember me too, right? This face?
你没有抬头看。那就这样吧。 You're not looking up. There you go.
你还记得这个丑脸吧?你戴着耳机。 You remember this ugly mug, right? You have earbuds in.
你听到我说什么了吗?哦,你做的。 Did you hear anything I said? Oh, you did.
很好。总之，这是格罗弗·费舍奥德说的晚安。 Good. Anyway, this is Grover Fischoeder saying good night.
你好,在那里。第一个到达现场。不要紧。 Hi, there. First on the scene. No biggie.
我打你。和你。 I beat you. And you.
我也打败了你。 I beat you too.
废话。 Crap.
哦,男孩。 Oh, boy.
哦,男孩。哦,男孩。 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
你感觉怎么样，伙计?你紧张吗? How're you feeling, buddy? You nervous?
哦,不。感觉就像我的内心挣扎着要从底部钻出来。 Oh, no. It just feels like my insides are fighting to get out of my bottom hole.
嘿，听着，你会很棒的。 Hey, listen, you're gonna be great.
啊哈。否则我们就会在舞台上表现得一塌糊涂。 Uh-huh. Or we're gonna be bad and insides out on stage.
我昨晚打扫的时候听到你们在地下室练习。 You know, I heard you guys practicing in the basement when I was cleaning up last night.
你做了吗?是的。 You did? Yeah.
你听起来很棒。部分是伟大的。 And you sounded great. Parts were great.
你的音乐能让你开心，对吧?是的。 And your music, it makes you happy, right? Yeah.
这也会让其他人开心的。 Well, it's gonna make other people happy, too.
所以也许你应该对此保持乐观。 So maybe you should be un-stop-timistic about it.
妈妈说。是的。 Mom says that. Yeah.
所以,你是偷窃。我现在也这么说。 So, you're stealing. I say it now, too.
而且，她在帮蒂娜戴假发，所以我得试着说出她会说的话。 Also, she's helping Tina with her wig, so I have to try and say what she would say.
带她的材料。 Take her material.
是的。到这里来。 Yes. Come here.
谢谢你,爸爸! Thanks, Dad!
祝你在上面玩得开心。 Just have fun up there.
这么简短的鼓舞人心的话。 That's such a shorter pep talk.
♪让我听到你说…♪让我听到你说…♬是啊♬♬扭它，旋转它，煮它，烤它做你的事♬你说…♬是啊，摇一摇那些小汉堡面包。得到它!♪♪好!♪♪ ♪♪ Let me hear you say... ♪♪ Let me hear you say... ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪ Twist it, twirl it, cook it, bake it ♪♪ Do your thing ♪♪ You say... ♪♪ Yeah, shake those little burger buns ♪♪ Okay. Got it! ♪♪ Good! ♪♪
这是我们欠你的所有钱的支票。 Here is a check for all the money we owe you.
-这个月。-是的，这个月。 - For this month. - Yeah, for this month.
感谢我们非常感激的房东。 Thanks to our very grateful landlord.
我还是觉得他不够感激。 I still think he's not grateful enough.
这是真的。他甚至可以更感激。 That's true. He could be even more grateful.
但还是签了。这看起来不太对。 But still, signing it. This doesn't look right.
那是我的签名吗?我们就说好吧。 Is that my signature? Uh, let's just say yes.
好了，我们成功了，班克先生。 So there, we did it, Mr. Bank.
请不要叫我班克先生。 Please don't call me Mr. Bank.
对不起。人们在偿还逾期贷款时通常不会这么自大。 Sorry. People aren't usually so cocky when they make their very late loan payments.
那就习惯吧。 Well, get used to it.
一个。噢。 One more. Ow.
嗨,蒂娜。 Hey, Tina.
嘿，小吉米，最后一天上学快乐。 Oh, hey, Jimmy Jr. Happy last day of school.
谢谢。你也一样。 Thanks. You too.
我和齐克在海滩上玩跑酷，我们非常擅长跑酷，或者说我非常擅长跑酷。 So, I was doing parkour down on the beach with Zeke, we're really good at parkouring, or I'm really good at parkouring.
总之，我找到了这个。 Anyway, I found this.
它让我想起了你。 It made me think of you.
也许是因为你们的发夹一样。 Maybe because you have the same kind of barrette.
你想要吗?闻起来像海藻。 Do you want it? It smells like seaweed.
小吉米。?是吗? Jimmy Jr.? Yeah?
我有件事想问你。 There's something I wanted to ask you.
夏天boyfriend-related的东西。 Something summer boyfriend-related.
但后来我想，也许这是一个愚蠢的问题任何人都不该问任何人。 But then I thought maybe it was a stupid question for anyone to ask anyone ever.
我的心像个白痴…——哦。——滚,滚。 And my heart was an idiot... - Oh. - Rolling, rolling.
我在柜子里跑酷呢，杰朱。你看到我吗? I'm doing parkour off the locker, Jay-Ju. You see me?
看起来有点尴尬，齐克。 It looked a little awkward, Zeke.
我正在努力!Yow-za ! I'm working on it! Yow-za!
你从墙上摔下来了。 You fell off the wall.
我现在看到的是什么? Yeah, what am I looking at here?
跑酷! Parkour!
你刚才说什么? Uh, what were you saying?
我是说，我觉得我的心脏是个白痴。 Oh, I was saying, I thought my heart was an idiot.
但后来你发现了我的发夹。 But then you found my barrette-clace.
现在它让我想也许只有当你相信世界上没有浪漫的时候世界上才会没有浪漫。 And now it kinda makes me think maybe there's only no romance in the world if you believe there's no romance in the world.
谁愿意相信呢? And who wants to believe that?
嗯…现在，我不知道我为什么一直纠结于我要问的问题。 Uh... Now, I don't know why I got so hung up on the question I was gonna ask anyway.
最重要的是，我真的很想这么做。 Mostly, I just really wanna do this.
哇。是的。 Whoa. Yeah.
你不会这么做的。 You're not gonna do it.
我要这么做。 I'm gonna do it.
你觉得因为你拯救了码头之类的，你现在就勇敢了吗? You think because you, like, saved the wharf or something, you're all brave now?
是的。三。 Yeah. On three.
一个,两个,三个。 One, two, three.
你的帽子掉了。 Your hat fell off.
嗯?哦,是的。 Hmm? Oh, yeah.
露易丝，提醒你今天要留堂因为你逃课了。 Louise, reminding you that you have detention today because you skipped school.
天啊，你的耳朵掉了! Oh, my God, your ears fell off!
好吧。没关系。我们该怎么办?我们该怎么办? Okay. It's okay. What do we do? What do we do?
它很好。没什么大不了的。 It's fine. It's not a big deal.
紧急建议会话? Emergency counsel session?
我很快就能把木偶弄来。 I can get puppets here so fast.
勒邦兹女士，你能去我办公室把"安全毯汉克"叫来吗还有，把他们都叫来。不。 Ms. Labonz, will you go to my office and get Security Blanket Hank and, oh, just get them all. No.
福旺德老师，我很好。 Mr. Frond, I'm good.
哦,真的吗?她很好。 Oh, really? She's good.
——好的。我真为你骄傲。-别说"你真为我骄傲"是的。 - Okay. I'm so proud of you. - Don't say "you're so proud of me." Yep.
大家准备好再来一次了吗? Is everybody ready to do this again?
-是的。——当然,父亲。 - Yeah. - Sure, Father.
我是说，你好像在逼我们。 I mean, it seems like you're making us.
泰迪做得很好。 Teddy did a good job.
种。对吧? Kind of. Right?
啊,横幅。我爱横幅。 Aw, banner. I love banners.
我们一定要吃汉堡吗? Are we dead set on "Burgers"?
我是说，现在改变还来得及吗? I mean, is it too late to change that?
哦,是的。我们可以做包装。 Oh, yeah. We could do wraps.
或汤。 Or soup.
-嗯-嗯，汤 - Mm. - Mm, soup.
Bob's Soup and Wraps餐厅听起来很不错。 Bob's Soup and Wraps has a certain sound to it.
哦,我的上帝。所有人，回到里面，回到里面。不要紧。 Oh, my God. Everyone, back inside, back inside. Never mind.
谢谢你，神奇码头! Thank you, Wonder Wharf!
多么美妙的旅程啊! What a journey!
是啊!好吧! Yeah! All right!
最后。现在，我们请出强尼·爵士·汉兹。 Finally. Now, we can bring out Johnny Jazz Hands.
哦,太好了。 Oh, goody.
蒂娜，这里有点挤，不是吗? Uh, Tina, it's a little crowded, isn't it?
不,它很好。嘘,嘘。 No, it's fine. Shh, shh.
好吧。只是我… Okay. It's just that I...